Look for Belichick assistant Jack Ruby outside the police station later today.

“I would love a Caps-Pens conference final” - NHL Fans

The worst part happened when he discovered that Aaron Rodgers wasn’t actually inside the TV.

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

Everybody knows you don’t work in Buffalo for the independence or the authority or the football or the ability to influence the direction of a team. You work in Buffalo to enjoy the weather.

Maybe it’s just me, but I feel like Wake Forest should get a spot in the BCS Playoffs, just on the off chance that they would have been undefeated without this meddling radio announcer.

Speaking as someone who nearly choked to death while watching that Raptors mascot pratfall video a few years ago, and as one who is also entirely willing to countenance comedic violence towards children, I think I may have just slipped the surly bonds of Earth to touch the face of God...

“That toughness comes in handy in a place like North Dakota. You see, up there, jamming your numb fingers against someone’s ice-cold helmet happens every practice. Getting decked on the cement-like dirt is just how a play ends.

I can think of one guy that likes China’s outfits

At my local Publix, snow crab clusters are on sale this week for $7.99/lb.

But for God’s sake, don’t give a kid an extra $100 to buy a few burgers and see a movie.

Geno Auriemma must be super mad that she did something before he could.

Actually, sharks are cartilaginous, not boned.

Makes sense.

That’s the spirit! There’s always the next game!

Somewhere Barbaro is looking down on this race and still not comprehending any of this, because he is a horse.

As long as there’s still 1 ‘best fan’ reading these articles, and irked enough to comment and subsequently cry into their morning cereal, we will push forward. To the very last! Best series in baseball.

I think this joke also works for Greg Oden.