"Jay seemed pretty indifferent about the whole thing. I mean of course it was bad, but if he cared you couldn't tell on his face." -People with Jay when this news broke, when 9/11 happened, when his pet died as a child, when he found out the world was going to be destroyed by a meteor,

You misspelled Siesta.

Big deal. Texas Western won the NCAA championship playing 3/5 against 5.

If you got a good ass laser you don't need to dodge anything.

I've seen nose hair trimmers that looked more bad ass.

Cornell fans are just happy the Big Teddy Bear didn't jump off a gorge.

I have just one question.

The most generous version of what happened here would involve King getting caught up in a game of telephone

I'm sure Rockstar will fix this glitch in the next patch.

"It's hard to imagine any team picking him up this late in the season, or ever again for that matter."

I'll die to catch it.

You read an entire article about football, just to write run-on sentences about being above it all?

Robert Evans has a Twitter account and it's so, so disappointing after reading Drew's amazing weekly column.

Oh God he's coming to the Jets.

This is perfectly understandable. They would like to win the game, and McCoy gives them the best chance to do that. That doesn't mean they've given up on RG3. It just means he's not ready for prime time right now. He needs time to master the skills to play in this offense. Meanwhile, they'd like to win a game. That…

"Washington has high hopes for the coming off-season"

Not sure where you heard it but he did not die.

The quarterback flopped. Maybe it was more of a splat or a thud, but there was some kind of noise, I'm sure, before he died.

Tyler, thank you for spending time to honor the Prowler. My sad worry is that other than the dedicated group of aviation enthusiasts, most American will never understand what this jet has done for the past 45 years. I'll bet this will even sail under the radar of the large aviation magazines.

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