As long as he's not gay he can still look forward to a long career in the NFL.

He found a stranger in the Alps.

Interviewer: Which weighs more, a pound of bricks or a pound of paper clips?

If you straighten out the paperclip, and stick it in the tiny hole on the West side of FirstEnergy Stadium, it will reset the Browns and they can start from scratch.

I appreciate the sentiment Drew, but I think you're conflating two related but different things. "Motor" (at least in the sense that I've seen it used) does not equal "love of the game". Its more a measure of effort and how hard you're willing to play on each snap.

"I don't know, man. I don't know. Probably just..."
[Exhales slowly]
"Probably just drink. A lot."
[Smiles wryly, and a little sadly]

-Kane, when asked about his postgame plans, 2001-2014

Friendly rivalry? Shit, somebody already killed the US mascot.

They are free, however, to wear the Coca-Cola Commemorative Armband for the Ukranian Dead.

That's impossible. Management says no job pays ten thousand dollars.

That's exactly the WRONG way to think about this. You can't measure this in a relative way to other locker rooms. This is awful behavior. No one, in any capacity, should ever have to put up with this shit.

RUSSIAN TRACK WORKER : Oh no, there is crack in ice on track. I must fix, Comrades!

Texas is a complicated state. Its people will surprise you sometimes.

Bob Costas: What do we have here, a little eye candy? Don’t worry, Bob’s not a square. I enjoy this stuff too you know. Lemme take a look… OUCH OUCH OUCH!!!

Joe Posnanski had a good column this morning calling out the coded bullshit in those anonymous quotes.

Heidi: Dad, am I still an Olympian?

God, those Russians are so incompetent. How are they going to get her to the hospital without a 3rd person to aim the slingshot?

"C'mon! The Olympics are an amazing, once-in-a-lifetime event."

Why no "on your back" skeleton event?

Those dolls are the best. Inside the big one is a smaller doll. Inside that is a smaller doll. Inside that is an even smaller doll. And inside that is an even smaller doll! And inside of that is Bob Costas' studio apartment.

I don't mean to be a jerk here, smurfee, but the answer to your question is boldfaced in the post above. Dunno how you missed it.