NeilODonnell
NeilODonnell
NeilODonnell

Eli: (sends picture)

The idiocy of this comment.

Seven Pounds

Black Snake Moan

I'm imagining the whole voting process to look like this:

Mike Tomlin would have stopped this.

Alas, poor Nacho. I knew him, D'Brickashaw: a fellow
of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath
laid a 16-year old on her back a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at
it. Here hung those passes that I have picked I know
not how oft. Where be your pump fakes now? your
gambols?

"This one guy kept swiping me past his (smelly) nuts and handing me to Sanchez. This went on, like ... all fucking day long. And then, once Sanchez had me, he held me for a moment, before handing me gently to another — or simply tossing me at groups of guys, albeit in a rudimentary, hapless manner. It was almost as if

Pretty sure it'll be stupid "Wong way" jokes.

Pretty obvious which of the three spent a shit ton of time in St Louis.

A slightly more accurate map:

Cincinnati: "Here, eat some of our chili."

Oh shut up. No one used the word scandal.

Cue whining Cardinals fans whining about playing in the World Series but not being celebrated enough and why doesn't Deadspin support them at all it's sad and pathetic in 3.....2....

It's hard to believe the Dodgers lost. They've had an era of success the past few years, 3 NLCS appearances in 6 years, 5 playoff appearances in 10 years.

You were hoping to be the devil's advocate and lure in a huge group of dirty rednecks that would trash talk in countless broken sentences and misspelled words.

I've lived in this city my entire life. I've made fun of the ineptitude of the Pirates for as long as I've been aware of them. I've witnessed Pirates fans being mocked for believing "this is the year" for two decades. Things changed this year, man. The city really woke up to the beauty of baseball. People are talking

Asshat 1: You couldn't even hit me with that rock!

Doesn't look at all like a shooting range.

Craig James was so happy about this play he released 3 hookers he was planning on killing from his basement