No. Unit production is what happens in a game. It's the things that happened in games. If a starting QB is brilliant for three quarters and a backup is mediocre, the unit score does not drop. If he is slightly below average, the negative value will lower it a little. This is very stupid.

That is not how production over replacement level works. This is not saying how much they production they provided in a vacuum, but how much more production than a "replacement level" player. If one player, over 70 carries, provides five yards under what a replacement level player would be projected to produce, and…

You know Peyton Manning plays for the Broncos now, right?

His uncle probably brushed up on life insurance policy exclusions.

Are those fines coming out of his paycheck pre or post tax?

Jesus, calm down. What's with Dallas and having your head explode?

The world has been a more somber place with Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski out of the spotlight.

2:30 PM

It seems like every time you guys post a story about Turner Field it involves a Braves fan who could use a good railing.

Pictured (L-R): Jennings, Loria.

Mission Control: Liftoff in T minus 10...9...8...

Personally, I'm still excited for Subtember 11th.

The Foodspin that I really need right now is:

Have you read the comments in the forum, Dom? They're actually interesting. And almost no one is hating or sneering at the jelly suit. 99% of the comments pertain to the extraordinary - nearly impossible - pace that Nyad, by her own admission a slow (if tough) swimmer, purports to have held in the middle of the…

I would make a motion that henceforth Crazy Old Man Autopilot be referred to by the acronym COMA.

It's not that surprising. It's an Ohio-based newspaper; since many Ohioans still suffer the sports fan equivalent of PTSD thanks to Elway, it only makes sense that a dominating performance by a Broncos QB (against the old Browns, no less) would cause flashbacks.

Sure, the dance is bad, but he makes up for it afterward by throwing all of his clothes into a nearby dumpster.

Wait, three pumps and he's done? That looks more like the Rick Pitino dance to me.

Welp, that's one.

When will these dipshits ever learn that their twitter is going to be seen by more than just their friends? They will get it one day. When they are men. When they are 40.