YES! I won! I haven't won anything since the 1996 AFC Championship game.

It feels like standing up at a party for one of your employees* leaving for another job and talking about how you have some concerns about how they will perform at their new job. It smacks of sour grapes at the least.

GREAT metaphor. Easy to understand and gets the audience on your side from the beginning.

Wait, I'm a 9-11 truther because you disagree with me on this?

"Overreact much?"

Not excusing this assholery, but he is doing it to remind his players that haven't declared for the draft, that doing so without his approval will result in him torpedoing their draft stock. He is doing it to keep the others in line.

I took a trip to San Diego once and had a free night to myself. This was during ComicCon, so there were giant hordes of people teeming about and talking and drinking and all that (ComicCon nerds are an unexpectedly social bunch), and I was by myself, walking the streets. And I'm telling you: I had no idea what to do…

We have a decent knife set that was "had wash only." Then we had kids. On of the first changes was an abandonment of that rule. Knives still work fine.

I think having the challenges come from coaches, and therefore needing to limit them, is what is wrong with this plan in both the NFL (especially a few years ago, before auto replays of TOs and TDs) and the MLB plan. As Barry said, getting a call right should have nothing to do with a previous play.

They're called drunks, every fan base has (more than) a few.

Nice Belushi reference.

That's fantastic. +1

3) Neil O'Donnell

It's on the left on all my home toilets, but the right at work (and all commercial toilets if I remember correctly). Weird.

I knew Cee-lo was short, but damn.

I like the extra outdoor TV "for tailgating." Like these high-rollers tailgate outdoors. I think that TV is for the help.

So he admits he fired shots through the bathroom door? My god. I understand we should defend our home, but firing blindly at a target you can't see violates some pretty major rules of home defense and firearm safety. That's outrageous.

You know, there are countries OUTSIDE of the U.S. in which James Harrison does not play a lot of sports poorly. Stop making it all about the U.S.

No it did not. My sympathies.

Pennsylvanians? FUCK THEM