I would say  the married are odd, whether rich, poor or in between. It’s an eternal mystery why people stay in apparently awful marriages at all income levels...just why?

I recently left a ten+ year marriage that has been miserable for years. I knew the end would be messy, messy, messy, and I thought that as long as the day-to-day stayed on the better side of the nightmare that the ending was sure to be, I was doing myself and my kids a huge favor.

I don’t ever want you to describe anything about your life again.

This isn’t a contest for me: I’ll be voting for Ben Cardin as I have before. He’s a great Senator with a strong liberal track record.

“particularly”

She’s got something in common with her sunglasses, then.

#SunglassesWhoWork

God, I wish I could be that good. But I can’t.

I only remember “KOT BEE”.

Look, you couldn’t tell Steve Harvey’s ass nothin’ last night dressed like that. You know he believed he was the flyest-ass mother shut-yo-mouth in Times Square last night.

The people who kept Harvey’s mustache frozen snot free all night had the first struggle job of 2018

Huh. You know, normally mustaches make a man look *more* like a serial killer, not *less*.

I hope she stays grounded after this.

Especially given her current condition.

The most dangerous person we know is typically the person we’ve chosen to share our bed with.

This is an odd scenario, I’m sure the wife was shocked

Honorable Mention - Black people (ahem women) voting against Roy Moore in AL.

Nef! Ain’t seen you in a minute. Not sure if that’s on me or you.

“Mary is lying, and we all know it. I saw her just the other day. Lovely woman. Fantastic woman. And she was all happy and special. Did she say anything about being raped? Nope. She acted fine. Plus there were no witnesses! She’s a lovely woman, but she’s very confused.”— Donald Trump