I think Samantha bailed when she realized she was friends with a bunch of losers. 

she was when she made ghost world. brittany murphy was. marilyn monroe was old enough to get away from the strasbergs. cruise and travolta are old enough to get away from scientology

This is absolutely true. White people are infantilized by white culture because if they feel bad, they might start asking the wrong questions or acting in a way that changes something, even if it’s just the ability of the white majority to pretend that everything is fine.

I made a conscious decision as a white father…

The question needs to be: Can you even make white people feel bad? The answer to that is a Hell no. I mean they shoot us in the streets and blame us for making them do it. They steal our culture and profit from it and then have the nerve to criticize us when we don’t say thank you. They use our children to make…

Do you... Do you think that... “LOL DOGFUCKER” is criticism?

Che is such an insecure little baby. Comedians love to play tough guys who tell it like it is but always lose it at the smallest amount of criticism.

Well, if she stopped talking for the rest of the show, people might forget that she, John McCain’s daughter, is the daughter of John McCain.

I was at the premiere screening at the Academy. Though Cher wasn’t there, oddly, Sonny was there with his new fourth wife Mary. Everyone in that room knew we’d just seen a masterpiece and director Norman Jewison got a standing ovation. It’s still one of my all-time favorite films.

You and I both must be close to death.  Just like Johnny’s mother.

“I’m not a doctor or a psychiatrist but I’ve spoken with Natalia and I believe her. If you’re asking me if I think she is 30, that’s ridiculous.”

Remember when he supported banning Muslims from working in the meat-packing industry and he said, “I don’t want people doing my pork that won’t eat it.”

“[...] I don’t want to put these people’s names in my feed [...]”

I don’t particularly like Alyssa Milano, but to say she was “an early spokesperson and advocate for HIV/AIDS awareness” is massively selling short what she did.

“Who Made The Potato Salad”: Examining Familial Bonds in African American Households Through the Lens of Kitchen Based Hiearchies.

a urinary tract infection

Straight up: I went to the front door of my son’s bully’s house and read his fat ass and his cross-eyed cousin true facts plus threatened to press charges. Yes they were only eight BUT they broke skin on my child and that could. not. stand.

Dear Troll:

I have to say I was Team Sam with the husband coming home. The second the men walked in (“were you talking about sex? men??”), the joy was over. Lala cleared the plates (they weren’t even done!). Rachel True’s character started inviting the men to join them for dessert, etc. Totally killed the vibe.

Would their couple name be Adelle or Michele?

Thats not constructive in any way. In fact fuck you for even typing that out.