Anybody catch Angela Rye last night?

Firing Omarosa was the compromise reached after staff spent half an hour making Cheetolini understand he couldn’t fire April Ryan.

I agree. I don’t really want to write a treatise on it, but in short: everyone who hates it focuses on the issue of consent, which given current events is understandable. But the overarching story is more complex and layered than that. The movie presents Jim’s actions as wrong but done out of desperation. I understand…

YES - I don’t need Trump to be called out for a fucking spelling mistake or mispunctuation but I definitely need him to be called out every. single. time. he. lies. Especially if it’s fucking obvious.

If there are still movie theaters in 30 years, the movie made about 2016-2018 is going to win a few Oscars.

Kushner has the look of someone who blankly stares at the wall whenever no one else is in the room.

We watched this when I was about 13 and my brother was about 7 and we were at the beach. The next day he got mad at my parents on the beach and screamed at the top of his lungs, “WHY DID YOU ADOPT ME!???” Everyone around us stopped and stared and we were all dying laughing.

That takes me back, Walgreens wasn’t very slick. I used to move really fast between aisles to see if / how many times I could get them to repeat it. “Code 45 in Aisle 6, 45 in 7, 45 in 9, 45 in 12...” Half the time I didn’t even know what aisle I was in without the PA announcement.

“The vibe was very much like, ‘Do I want to f— it? Is it wearing a … yep, it’s wearing a tuxedo,” Dunham continued. “I’m going to go back to my cell phone.’” It was like we were forced to be together, and he literally was scrolling Instagram rather than have to look at a woman in a bow tie. I was like, ‘This…

Genuinely though, what would be the value of survival in a world such as that?

This is basically how Columbo solved every crime.

Hm. How about, “Amanda Knox Writes Tribute to the Dead Roommate She Did Not Murder Ten Years Ago”?

I like mayors.

I’d like Mueller to go to Jared.

Yeah, your not fooling anyone with that shark-apologist propaganda, Mr. Shark

He killed someone and served 4 years, sorry if I don’t believe that’s really paying your dues.

*Pushes pedantic glasses further up nose*

Oh my god, Jujy. You can’t just ask someone why they’re in Dubai!

Come on, who better to bring peace to the Middle East than a real estate agent!