She’s got something in common with her sunglasses, then.

#SunglassesWhoWork

God, I wish I could be that good. But I can’t.

I only remember “KOT BEE”.

Look, you couldn’t tell Steve Harvey’s ass nothin’ last night dressed like that. You know he believed he was the flyest-ass mother shut-yo-mouth in Times Square last night.

The people who kept Harvey’s mustache frozen snot free all night had the first struggle job of 2018

Huh. You know, normally mustaches make a man look *more* like a serial killer, not *less*.

I hope she stays grounded after this.

Especially given her current condition.

The most dangerous person we know is typically the person we’ve chosen to share our bed with.

This is an odd scenario, I’m sure the wife was shocked

Honorable Mention - Black people (ahem women) voting against Roy Moore in AL.

Nef! Ain’t seen you in a minute. Not sure if that’s on me or you.

“Mary is lying, and we all know it. I saw her just the other day. Lovely woman. Fantastic woman. And she was all happy and special. Did she say anything about being raped? Nope. She acted fine. Plus there were no witnesses! She’s a lovely woman, but she’s very confused.”— Donald Trump

My mom and my sponsor are solid, my cats are assholes in a way only I understand, and I’m going to believe in Barack, Michelle, and Mr. Rogers regardless.

Anybody catch Angela Rye last night?

Firing Omarosa was the compromise reached after staff spent half an hour making Cheetolini understand he couldn’t fire April Ryan.

YES - I don’t need Trump to be called out for a fucking spelling mistake or mispunctuation but I definitely need him to be called out every. single. time. he. lies. Especially if it’s fucking obvious.

If there are still movie theaters in 30 years, the movie made about 2016-2018 is going to win a few Oscars.

Kushner has the look of someone who blankly stares at the wall whenever no one else is in the room.