I love to be alone too! But this place makes me feel awful. We spent a month away this summer and coming back has been BRUTAL. I’m sorry you were lonely but thank you for sharing that with me. This is like group therapy right now and I NEED IT BADLY.

Nice try. That’s just what everyone would want me to think.

Eh it can go how it was originally stated. To help you see this, consider the statement “everyone has more friends than you” (which is the inverse of the original statement)

long gas lines?.... theres like 6 cars in pyongyang... i call bullshit

I’m not a relationship expert, but it’s clear that their foreheads were heading in opposite directions from the start and so they were doomed to fail.

A more fitting punishment is to tell them they are getting 5 years probation and then jail them for a year. That would be a great reaction vid.

Like I said to my daughter, if I ever play a trick on her it will never be nasty or harmful and she will always laugh or have something enjoyable at the end of it. Like the time we tricked her into thinking we were just having a nice breakfast for her Gran’s birthday but really we had arranged for us to go to…

Poor Alison Arngrim, the actress who played her: even as a little girl, she had to deal with adults yelling at her on the street. Nellie was awesome, though. I even once tweeted Alison to tell her that I figure Nellie could kick the Bad Seed’s ass, and she told me she’s actually met Patty McCormack and they’ve done…

I think a key here is that no one has directly accused CK of anything. Someone heard a rumor about one comedian assaulting two others and someone filled in a blank with Louis and people started running articles like it was the truth. Even in the original Gawker article, the writer says he reached out to the victims…

Here’s what few people will acknowledge. Apart from his rhetoric and embarrassing missteps, Trump has governed as a doctrinaire establishment Republican in almost every respect. He has stacked his Cabinet with the GOP Old guard, aggressively pursued their tax and deregulatory agenda, and loyally nominated right wing…

I read or heard somewhere this weekend, and I wish I could remember where it was, that during times like these, everyone should be keeping a journal and just writing down the way things are- so that as our country slips into totalitarianism, and democracy is lost, we can remember what life was like. That is to say…

It would have been too easy.

What side is his haircut?

What is their damage? Did they eat a brain tumor for breakfast?

I don’t know who he is, but he looks like all three Hansons melded into one.

I was the +1 at a reunion a couple years ago, so I didn’t know anyone. It was legitimately the most depressing event I’ve ever attended, and that includes a wedding where it was evident the couple would be divorced within a year. Watching 38-year-olds in cheap suits get wasted and fall back into obsolete social…

Yeah, I kind of feel bad about doing that now...

I sure hope he speaks English