Are you under the impression that Kennedy has changed his mind? Because he hasn’t. And lets be honest, Trump doesn’t know or care anything about vaccines. What he knows is that a Kennedy (even a crazy one) wants to be his friend.

It’s what we always were. It’s just that that part of us is slowly dying, and — like any cornered animal — the backlash is only more intense as a result.

I do want it said and again and again how this has nothing to do with conventional politics. Trump isn’t just wrong or bad (or even primarily wrong or bad) because he’s a Republican. He’s bad because he’s just a shitty human being who just so happens to have hijacked politics.

To be fair, the only thing she stole from the podiatrist’s website was footnotes.

This STILL makes we want to scream into the void. How many people actually want this? Have they devoted any thought to the logistics, maintenance, and oh, that AIRPLANES WILL STILL EXIST. And that plenty of the low-paying American jobs that Americans DONT WANT TO DO are done by people across the border? Also, I recall…

Meanwhile I’m insured through Obamacare and pregnant and terrified. Thanks a lot, assholes.

Later that evening, when the pair “finally staggered back into Paul [Simon’s] apartment,” Marshall remembered that she was supposed to be on a date with Art Garfunkel.

Think about kylie’s mother and sisters. She never had a chance. She had that work done before she hit 18. Its hard enough when you have a family that raises you to appreciate yourself for more than your lips, tits and ass. People talk about how difficult it is to raise girls in the age of kardashian, but she was…

Brad Pitt is actually three kids stacked together

I can’t believe they’re both really gone.

And this is pure speculation on my part, but I believe the International Brotherhood of Tailors have *at least* blacklisted this cankersore of a human, if not actively sought his death at the hands of mercenaries.

He still thinks he’s running a reality show. The only unfortunate part is that he didn’t give us a time to start watching, like with other TV shows.

all that glitters is not gold, honey.

Trump responded, “You’ll find out on Tuesday or Wednesday.”

Or a confederate flag one.

Saw this pop up earlier and I fully admit it took me a good few minutes before realizing it was a joke:

My nephew’s circumcision went very, very badly and now I understand what President-elect Trump has been dealing with all his life. It’s nice when we can relate to our celebrities through our personal experiences.

It was a general joke, not one specifically about refugees.

That’s nothing. I got a nasty splinter at my aunt and uncle’s cabin in Colorado years ago. Since then I’ve had a plan for peace in the Middle East that i’ve tried to get heard but no one will take seriously. I even slept at a Holiday Inn Express to make it sound more credible.

the two of them are made for each other because they are both talentless and pathetic!”