Please fuck off.

“it TWIRLED UP!”

If there is an after life, I like to think Carrie is chiding her mother saying “Jesus, could you not even give me 24 hours before you stole my limelight?!”

Mark Sanchez has studied this photo for several hours. And that was before he knew there was a question about missing legs.

Here’s the video of the rehearsal - and David Bowie in the background..

The Freddie Mercury concert took place either right before or right after Anselmo had died. It came out later and when you watch back, it sort of hits you in the gut. From here until about 2:50, although the entire performance is outstanding and beautiful. There are just flashes throughout this part that make me sad…

Fuck you! Elton John is fine.

This year has destroyed the small bit of respect I had for evangelicals. You vote 3:1 for the walking embodiement of all seven deadly sins and then say I can’t have an IUD because of Jesus? Fuck off.

She actually wasn’t trying to be funny. That is the world she lives in.

Yeah, it’s amazing the he can find time to run his businesses into the ground, dodge taxes, and pretend to be an executive on the Apprentice, all while constantly pursuing all of the women around him. What stamina!

D.C. isn’t the problem (and honestly, most of the jackoffs don’t actually live here). Please don’t nuke us. More DC residents voted for Clinton than the entire number of people who voted in Wyoming.

Oh come on.

Welp. Here we go. Time to find out if our democracy is really as resistant to demagoguery as we all believed.

You know why.

I say take all the 99 year old “celebrities” you want, 2016. Just leave Julie Andrews, Dolly Parton, Cher, Gene Hackman, and fuck even Burt Reynolds aloooooooone. DAMMIT.

And it all started with a mom, a sex tape and a Dream

Same here. I was dealing with some major personal stuff at the time, and couldn’t see how far gone he was and how imminent the breakdown was until it was happening. Even then, he wasn’t diagnosed bipolar for another 2 Years and took some time to find the right med cocktail.

Interesting takeaway from this election cycle: Turns out that the GOP, the party that routinely wraps itself in the American flag and the Constitution, not really all that interested in democracy.

I’m having difficulty understanding Margaret Cho’s perspective here. It sounds like Tilda was up front about the issues, expressed her desire to do something about it and sought advice from someone who is in a good position to provide it. And Cho’s responses were thoughtful and measured as well. Not sure what got lost…

I would react more like Turk meeting Billy Dee Williams: