(I feel this way about Tom Cruise. Don’t tell anyone.)

...short-rib burger blend molded into a sad little meat thing, sitting in the center of a massive, rapidly staling brioche bun, hiding its shame under a slice of melted orange cheese...

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

In Soviet Russia you don’t gather around fire, fire gathers around you.

Not too tightly and remember to give her a vent.

. . . adding, “You can’t handle the roof!”

We can’t really expect more of a nation in which the average citizen does not know any members of the supreme court, but does not the complete lineage of the Kardashian-Jenner family.

Our Dad, Mom, and Uncle (Obama, Clinton, and Biden, respectively) should be so fucking disappointed with us kids right now. We didn’t want to listen, we knew better that running off with that high school dropout meth addict Trump wouldn’t be so bad; we could turn him around and make him a decent man. Surely if he saw…

Do you want to understand it? I mean, basically the answer is that there’s something deeply sick about their psyche that they express through rape, be it a deep hole of perceived powerlessness that they try to fill through taking power over others, or an uncontrollable paraphilia, or simply that they’re sick…

Wesley Snipes is writing his debut novel, a supernatural thriller, in stores summer 2017.

No puppet!

Or maybe the way in which America embraced all these reality shows was just a symptom of the decline of education and intelligence that allowed this orange excrement to get elected.

At this point, I honestly don’t even know what to say- there’s just no words to express the absolute insanity of what we are witnessing. There isn’t a single touchpoint I can reference to provide parallel or precedence. Can’t yell “1984" or “It Can’t Happen Here”, because even those seem to be set in some sort of…

Dude, a Howard Dean scream was once seen as the height of insanity.

Just to be clear, is that 76 in cat years?

I know. If you aren’t making a mess while cooking, you aint cookin

I think it’s interesting that this video on behalf of the Sandy hook charity is about watching fellow students for signs of mental health issues and “obsessions” with gun violence (like asking teens to police each other on that stuff is simple) when the guy who shot up Sandy Hook didn’t attend the school in the first…

I confess I didn’t. I was too horrified about the defacing of the table in the library. I suck at “awareness,” I guess.

Look on the bright side, maybe they’ll keep him!

It’s pronounced “Gi-na.”