Later that evening, when the pair “finally staggered back into Paul [Simon’s] apartment,” Marshall remembered that she was supposed to be on a date with Art Garfunkel.

Think about kylie’s mother and sisters. She never had a chance. She had that work done before she hit 18. Its hard enough when you have a family that raises you to appreciate yourself for more than your lips, tits and ass. People talk about how difficult it is to raise girls in the age of kardashian, but she was…

Brad Pitt is actually three kids stacked together

I can’t believe they’re both really gone.

And this is pure speculation on my part, but I believe the International Brotherhood of Tailors have *at least* blacklisted this cankersore of a human, if not actively sought his death at the hands of mercenaries.

all that glitters is not gold, honey.

Or a confederate flag one.

Saw this pop up earlier and I fully admit it took me a good few minutes before realizing it was a joke:

My nephew’s circumcision went very, very badly and now I understand what President-elect Trump has been dealing with all his life. It’s nice when we can relate to our celebrities through our personal experiences.

It was a general joke, not one specifically about refugees.

That’s nothing. I got a nasty splinter at my aunt and uncle’s cabin in Colorado years ago. Since then I’ve had a plan for peace in the Middle East that i’ve tried to get heard but no one will take seriously. I even slept at a Holiday Inn Express to make it sound more credible.

the two of them are made for each other because they are both talentless and pathetic!”

Please fuck off.

“it TWIRLED UP!”

If there is an after life, I like to think Carrie is chiding her mother saying “Jesus, could you not even give me 24 hours before you stole my limelight?!”

Mark Sanchez has studied this photo for several hours. And that was before he knew there was a question about missing legs.

Here’s the video of the rehearsal - and David Bowie in the background..

The Freddie Mercury concert took place either right before or right after Anselmo had died. It came out later and when you watch back, it sort of hits you in the gut. From here until about 2:50, although the entire performance is outstanding and beautiful. There are just flashes throughout this part that make me sad…

Fuck you! Elton John is fine.

This year has destroyed the small bit of respect I had for evangelicals. You vote 3:1 for the walking embodiement of all seven deadly sins and then say I can’t have an IUD because of Jesus? Fuck off.