She actually wasn’t trying to be funny. That is the world she lives in.

Yeah, it’s amazing the he can find time to run his businesses into the ground, dodge taxes, and pretend to be an executive on the Apprentice, all while constantly pursuing all of the women around him. What stamina!

D.C. isn’t the problem (and honestly, most of the jackoffs don’t actually live here). Please don’t nuke us. More DC residents voted for Clinton than the entire number of people who voted in Wyoming.

Oh come on.

Welp. Here we go. Time to find out if our democracy is really as resistant to demagoguery as we all believed.

You know why.

I say take all the 99 year old “celebrities” you want, 2016. Just leave Julie Andrews, Dolly Parton, Cher, Gene Hackman, and fuck even Burt Reynolds aloooooooone. DAMMIT.

And it all started with a mom, a sex tape and a Dream

Same here. I was dealing with some major personal stuff at the time, and couldn’t see how far gone he was and how imminent the breakdown was until it was happening. Even then, he wasn’t diagnosed bipolar for another 2 Years and took some time to find the right med cocktail.

Interesting takeaway from this election cycle: Turns out that the GOP, the party that routinely wraps itself in the American flag and the Constitution, not really all that interested in democracy.

I’m having difficulty understanding Margaret Cho’s perspective here. It sounds like Tilda was up front about the issues, expressed her desire to do something about it and sought advice from someone who is in a good position to provide it. And Cho’s responses were thoughtful and measured as well. Not sure what got lost…

I would react more like Turk meeting Billy Dee Williams:

(I feel this way about Tom Cruise. Don’t tell anyone.)

...short-rib burger blend molded into a sad little meat thing, sitting in the center of a massive, rapidly staling brioche bun, hiding its shame under a slice of melted orange cheese...

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

In Soviet Russia you don’t gather around fire, fire gathers around you.

Not too tightly and remember to give her a vent.

. . . adding, “You can’t handle the roof!”

We can’t really expect more of a nation in which the average citizen does not know any members of the supreme court, but does not the complete lineage of the Kardashian-Jenner family.

Our Dad, Mom, and Uncle (Obama, Clinton, and Biden, respectively) should be so fucking disappointed with us kids right now. We didn’t want to listen, we knew better that running off with that high school dropout meth addict Trump wouldn’t be so bad; we could turn him around and make him a decent man. Surely if he saw…