If it makes you feel any better, I had an 86 yr old man in line behind me this morning for the 45 min it took to vote. His partner is a 50-something yr old Chinese man, who doesn’t speak a lot of English, and was a lawyer in China, and he was talking to the lady behind me about the many places they have traveled…

Woke up to a voicemail that my grandpa died. It was expected, but still not a great way to start the day. I’d had food poisoning last night, so I’d passed out early and woke up at 5:30am, I called my mom, and then went to the school 2 blocks away to get it done right at 6am. I was in and out in a matter of 10 minutes.…

1. Chandler

I would argue that a woman in the public eye could loose weight by accident, but you don’t accidently work out for three hours a day.

But oh man, having the time and money to spend three hours at the gym everyday with a personal trainer?

Not so fast though. Yeah if this was a real assassination attempt and Trump slunk off like some cuck that’s total beta behavior. On the other hand, he could be running game here and operating everyone. Peacocking via a phony assassination attempt is the ballsiest kind of peacocking and takes a true alpha to pull off.

I appreciate when employees help me, but I don’t need 14 different workers asking me how am I doing. I know there’s mystery shops (which offer nothing of value), but jeez. The problem is certain customers love the attention. “Oh they’re so nice at _____” even though it’s all forced from top to bottom.

That’s a lot to insinuate from 4 words

I can’t put my finger on it, but there’s something about this guy that reminds me of Jude Law’s sexbot in AI.

Stupid memory foam.

I think going along with and defending this bullshit means she is not a decent person.

Dear God, if this season focuses on a not present Yolanda, I’m going to scream. Bitch, be gone!

You know what?

Eh, plenty of fathers don’t care about kids, even their own. I think President Obama just has a really soft spot for children. He seems to light up around them.

I fucking love how much she says fuck. Also, much appreciate her saying us childless women are brave. I get so many annoying comments about my lack of children...why don’t you have kids? When are you going to have kids? Don’t you want kids? What, you don’t have kids? Oh, you’ll change your mind, kids are the most…

but Corey Lewandowski is still on the payroll.

Mr. Christie, about that bridge...

What a shame. This pair would have given us so many quality memes.

Always the Tiffany, never the Ivanka, eh Chris?