19 minutes and counting...

Here’s my theory on the Olsens and their taste for older men: Men closer to their own ages have all this baggage from growing up with them on tv. Full House and the Olsen twins barely registered for those of us over a certain age (say 50), so they can date men that age and there’s no icky “I had a crush on you or…

She looks professionally dead inside

Kylie looks great as Christina, she’s used to looking like somebody else.

Exactly.

If they yell ‘NO!’ at him, Cosby can identify them by voice.

It is super telling about every single one of your privileges that you brush off his dangerous racism, misogyny, ableism, Islamophobia, xenophobia, love for murderous tyrants, and ignorance with a mere “...worse for some people, but calm your little heads”. Seriously? Get stuffed.

And *of course* he doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal. He’s a privileged white dude who was raised by anti-semites for whom unleashing slurs while drunk is just called “tuesday night”. He’s sober now, where’s his medal?

Isn’t that what Coco Chanel said? That after a certain age you get the visage you deserve…?

This! I couldn’t put my finger on why that picture makes me uncomfortable, but it’s that. He looks like someone who’d punch you for saying the wrong thing in that picture. Just rage under a surface glitter of clenched humour.

Tis truly a shame. He almost made mullets look good in Lethal Weapon.

This is some serious “We are setting up the dramatic season finale” type of shit.

...and then strained through a dirty sock.

But he can’t be gracious because he hates Jews. He grew up hating them and it doesn’t seem like anything has changed. He even sputters at “the media” for a second before leaving it alone, and we can all figure out who Mel thinks controls “the media.”

Gibson’s best response would to be gracious just like when the late Sen. Robert Byrd was continually confronted by his KKK past, “I know now I was wrong. Intolerance had no place in America. I apologized a thousand times ... and I don’t mind apologizing over and over again. I can’t erase what happened.”

He keeps groping... and groping... and groping... and groping.

Keep it coming. I want his post election days to be a living hell of one sexual assault trial after another. I also want to see how many of these women he actually sues.*

“People need to focus on the important part of this story, which is that it shows Donald Trump’s extensive record of experience with foreign affairs. Something every president should have.”

First one, then the other.

But seriously - if you have an opportunity to insult a decorated war veteran you have to take it, right?