She’s always seemed like a giant asshole, and she has no talent and doesn’t seem particularly bright. Christina may be a diva (I have no idea, she’s always seemed nice to me in interviews) but at least she has talent to back it up.

I’ll tell you, it was far harder to control my urge to laugh. Once I got over my revulsion and anger of course.

This is my FIL. We moved into a new house and he came over. He was in the main floor half bath for about an hour. He exited, mumbled an excuse, and quickly left. The next day, I went in, and I found shit on the wall behind the toilet. Shit in the cracks of the floor grout. Shit smeared under the ring of the…

When I was 17 I worked PT at a Target-type retail store. I was working one Sunday morning before the store opened and the opening manager paged me as “Mr. —-”. I thought it was pretty cool, but should have realized that something was up. He told me that someone had had an accident in the Women’s public restroom and…

In the late nineties I worked in a popular coffee shop and one night when a coworker and I were doing the washrooms we saw that someone had taken a shit and dropped it into the liquid soap inside the dispenser. Like what the fuck, humanity.

Oh hello.

Work bathroom, last summer. Go in to take my pre-lunch pee and simultaneously hear a guy in the far stall and think to myself “it smells like someone shit themselves in here”. It wasn’t an overwhelming stench, just a whiff, and I exited without giving it a second thought.

It’s not just a male thing this used to happen to my mom when she was stressed. So Walt Disney World when I was a kid. Right there in the Magic Kingdom. So bad she ruined her undies and had to throw them out. Then my dad had to give his underpants to her so she had something on in case it happened again involuntarily…

I witnessed a similar situation...with my mom, at home. She was bipolar and taking lithium, whose side effects include explosive diarrhea. Explosive is a very good description of what happened. My mom cleaned it up, with me bringing the cleaning supplies. But yeah, not just guys. My poor mom.

I like that you stayed with him even after knowing he didn’t clean the wall, that’s love honey.

I have seen what may be the aftermath of just such an event within the last week. Thanks for providing a potential answer to a really gross mystery.

Ya know, I have cleaned shit off of walls of public bathrooms, and I have always wondered how you would work up so much intestinal pressure for it to rebound half a meter off of the bottom of the bowl and hit the wall.

It’s so luxurious, you wouldn’t believe what people are saying about this stocking cap, I sent the best people to find my cap, they tell me this is the longest one anywhere, anywhere in the world you can’t find a better one than this, I was in China and other Asia and I see the stocking caps they have there, everyone…

the longest stocking cap

I love this because I imagine that he was just tossing and turning in bed seething about this and then finally leaped up, cast aside his absurdly long stocking cap, and tweeted this out before collapsing back into bed.

Only one more month to go then the election (!)and the apocalypse can finally begin. I’m personally hoping for a quick death but I suppose that’s up to the Four Horsemen.

Finally, we Californians can truly call Bill Cosby an inspiration.

How can they fire Tiffany if they don’t even know how to contact her?

Can we stop disparaging coke users by linking them to Donald Trump?

I picked a hell of a week to debate Hillary Clinton.