Gillian: Next I suppose you’re going to tell me your from outer space?

I propose a trade! You guys can have the bigoted orangutan, we’ll take the handsome, progressive yoga enthusiast.

God.

You...you killed him?

BWAHAHAHA IS THAT A TOILET BRUSH?!

Um, not everyone who lives on the coasts lives in New York or California, but sure.

I’m sold on the My Pillow washability

Tears stain y’all.

I’m sold on the My Pillow washability

Tears stain y’all.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie too!

I immediately thought of Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes, whose marriage fell apart shortly after Revolutionary Road came out.

Not married, but still.

Ed Harris and Amy Madigan.

Every once in a while I come across one good thing about being unemployed, and this is one of them.

You know which one nearly made me lose my faith in love? Danny Devito and Rhea Perlman. No, but seriously. That split hurt. A lot.

They are still together as well! Even though Felicity Huffman and William H Macy aren’t the classic Hollywood couple like the ones listed, they’ve been together since the 80's I believe!

I met Annette and Warren at a party once (I am eye-rolling myself for using a sentence like that, I assure you) and they were like those friends of your parents who have been married for decades and decades who still touch each other’s shoulders when they’re talking and tease each other about needing reading glasses.…

Um, excuse me Rit and Tom are still married and no one will ever convince me they aren’t perfectly happy. Harrumph.

Weirdly, no one ever divorces for irreconcilable similarities.

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

It’s not a spray, but Bon Ami is eco-friendly and also effective. Not the *best* smell, but not bad, either!

We will all be actually dead if it is Tom Hanks.