I agree. Sometimes you need to circle the wagons right away. On the flip side, I have a facebook “friend” who is still publicly mourning her dog more than a year later with rainbrow bridge posts. She got a tattoo of it’s paw, created a bedroom shrine, and consulted a dog psychic which is all bad enough, but the…

I lived in LA for five years. Loneliest time of my life, hands down. And I am a person who loves to be alone. But Los Angeles was the first place that made me feel as though something were wrong with me. It’s not you, it’s LA.

Yeah—I’ve been in that situation as the “Lawrence” and made sure I did my share domestically since I couldn’t do it financially by doing all the cleaning, cooking, and errands. Seems like Lawrence sat around in his sweats.

a) Wendy looks like Charro in the middle photo.

Fine. Maybe so. Then he at least owes her a big-ass belated birthday gift?

ouch

At the very least, he owes Issa some money right now. Maybe he doesn’t know about her crashed car, but he does know that she had to move because they raised the rent. He needs to shell out some serious pocket change for two years of no dough and all woe.

Slovenia is part of the European Union. She could have gone to a lot of other places and worked quite freely there if she had wanted to. And she did before she met Trump. She had many other choices and you shouldn’t be an apologist. Besides, Slovenia is fucking beautiful.

At this point, I’m offended by the concept of “Free Melania”. Not just from the standpoint of her having promulgated the birther theory on The View, but that bitch has never been free—she had a price tag on her ass from the start.

More needs to be said about how truly awful her “music” is though.

Take you? Sorry—this is a solo project from here on out. That’s sort of the point.

“...because that is my job as a social media influencer” is hereby the precise utterance that concludes my participation on Earth.

Outrage fatigue at 10/10.

Because her skin is flawless. I would kill for her complexion. I’ve always been slightly blotchy.

Not sure what you’re referring to. Mostly just seeing this startling similarity for the first time.

This guy?

Just cough on them.

It is confusing, chaotic, and loud bordering on shrill. I wanted it to stop after the first ten seconds. All precisely like this presidency.

Michael Clarke Duncan—not in The Green Mile, but rather as Omarosa’s significant other. He didn’t make it out of that one alive, so not so magical after all.

On a scale of self-serious and sanctimonious people: