I think there is both—a true persona and also a changeling who becomes whoever is necessary depending on the surroundings. Our behavior is informed by our past, so when we are standing in our literal past, like at at a family gathering or high school reunion, we’re at sort of the nexus of our personal universe and…

I’m sorry if things got heated.

—How babby form?

Wtf? Get your own name.

I’m more shocked that he was 72 than the fact that he’s dead. I was in love with him right along with CC Bloom and Hillary Whitney.

Old enough to remember when this aired. Was young enough to want to grow up to be Phoebe Cates. Like really badly.

I actually don’t hold Caine in low esteem. He’s in one of my favorite movies and I do always enjoy seeing him. I really was just lumping him in with the concept of choosing quantity over quality (of film).

It was hard to write, but he’s sort of known for accepting whatever is in the fax machine. (Yes—he still has a fax machine.)

The thing that bothers me most is that—if we forget for a moment that he’s an accused domestic abuser—he is a quality actor who used to do quality shit. But because his motivation ceased being art and focused solely on, for instance, expensive shit to put in the cellar, he’s become a loser. A literal sellout. A…

It really does look as though Eric is made of a different type of material than the rest of us. I wish news outlets would take a stand and stop posting his picture. (Legend holds that it only makes him stronger when you do.)

When they don’t understand why they have to apologize, they do. An apology is supposed to be for the person they offended. It’s not supposed to center on how their actions affected themselves, the offender.

“I’ve lost a lot of that myself as well. We’ve had a lot of paparazzi involved in my family life,” she said. “I had my privacy taken away after I took someone else’s. I know the difference between right and wrong and I chose wrong,” she said.

I live in the Czech Republic and work with Eastern and Central European students who are learning English. I have tried to drill articles, prepositions, and plurals into their heads every single day. With articles especially, it’s just not in their language and so it doesn’t come naturally. They just don’t do it…

This is disappointing. Grant Show and Alan Dale are solid, but Crystal just seemed completely empty and Fallon’s delivery was flat as fuck. They couldn’t find actual talent? I used to love that show.

This might be the first instance of a shark jumping a show.

no shut up

She has a strike against her just for wading in these waters. And from what I see from that promo, they have all the sexual chemistry of a Peanuts special.

Jennifer would’ve wanted it that way.

Also, posting a whole separate comment just to ask how the hell you went nearly a whole damn workday without looking at yourself in a mirror?