Did I miss the part where Jlaw was also compared to an animal with semen on its face? Because I don't recall that part. Do you see the difference from way down under there?

People named LuAnn De Lesseps get into nasty fights after 6 weeks. That’s who!

He was upset with me. It was a stupid retaliation of some sort.

The end of the world begins not with a bang, but with a Banks.

I read that as libertarian and was confused; everyone knows that Easy Spirit shoes and threadbare cardigans are the part and parcel of communists.

They probably all looked like the littlest one at one point before their true natures took root. (Or surgical doctors, in Ivanka’s case)

They have it relatively easy—soon we’ll have to climb a wall into México.

I mostly just vomit when I’m nauseous, but she got an apartment!

It’s okay—your Oscar will keep you warm.

Because of the influx of refugees.

We’re not in Kansas anymore. Maybe we should think about elevating the conversation. (Trying out smarm. How’s it working?)

Jho Low is not linked to J Lo according to Le-o, but Lilo says yolo while eating a ho ho and this is all a no no.

She also supposedly delivered the baby with one push, so maybe airplanes are conducive to the act of birthing.

Omarosa begs the question: What in the holy hell did Michael Clark-Duncan see in her?

Well someone has had a shit-ton of plastic surgery now haven’t they?

10. Although the driver was really excited about the encounter, he remained discreet.

Yup—Sato. I even met the woman who literally plucked him from off the beach where he was found.

Yeah, it’s called All Sato Rescue and I live in MA as well. Adopted him in Gloucester.

I got mine from Puerto Rico. He was a street dog and was literally rescued from the beaches there and brought to a local shelter, with whom they have a contract to bring dogs. It’s entirely non-profit. So that was my experience.