I don’t know why you would roll your eyes at the word “rescue”. Considering the conditions they are in prior to adoption—cages with little exercise or human contact—there is no better word to define what taking them out of that and putting them into a loving home means. And then if it’s a kill shelter, you’re rescuing…

Solved? I need to know the who what and how please.

It was the height of Brooke Shield popularity in 1983, so that was likely what they were going for there.

Agree. Only menopause is freedom. This commercial depicts the early stages of hell wearing rose-colored pads.

Now I feel as though the personal essay I was going to submit for consideration pales in comparison to her lofty musings. Mine is an essay in photo format, because sometimes my words become too laden with their own worth.

I know!

I grew up in Israel. It really is a reasonable amount to spent when it’s basically a heated stovetop 9 months out of the year.

I’ve watched that but, like Martha, I have never seen an episode of Game of Thrones either (and my movie with Peter Dinklage is all in my head—I’ve had a thing for him since The Station Agent).

I thought that too for a really long time, but the duct tape over her nose and mouth was what doesn’t make sense to that theory. I believe that it’s possible she started using chloroform as a sedative at first and duct tape to keep her quiet if she woke up in the trunk while she was at the boyfriend’s house, but then…

The highly qualified and very well-respected judge in the case has publicly indicated that he was quite surprised by the verdict and felt that there had, in fact, been enough evidence for a conviction.

It’s sad for her kids. Her? She’s an awful mean-spirited woman based on everything I have seen over the years.

She said in the reunion that she was going to keep her sobriety journey to herself from now on. I guess the poor thing must have misplaced it.

Time to get off the internet if her harmless little anecdote sullies your pearls.

Honestly, we’re always going to get a little irritated when a rich and famous person seems to be complaining. Add to that a beautiful rich and famous person appearing to kvetch and she was destined to get some flack for anything other than “I’m happy.”

I wonder if it’s like when you have b.o. and so you’re immune to the scent?

Hear, O Whitney.

Yeah, they definitely positioned that whole scene as her being a sex-starved divorcee who had been cock-blocked by the actual cock and was now going to use her power over him to pull rank. It was, to their credit, their only misstep so far though in a very favorable portrayal. And I definitely do not like their…

I can’t imagine a sociopath/narcissist would be willing to marry a needy aging model. Cause let’s face it—she was always needy. This, my love. That, my king.

Wouldn’t Yo have gotten a gazillion from Hadid in the divorce especially when they had three kids? Also, how exactly was Camille fucked over when she got 50 million?

The irony is strong here that all Gawker has is a white guy to write this article.