Okay follow me on twitter and I will get my boyfriend to take a photo this weekend with his fancy camera that will show all the finer details and pm it to you there.

I want you to know that I have been following your guide. Only thing I don’t like is that the rosehip seed oil smells like hay or something. I don’t think it’s rancid because the color is bright orange. I think I just don’t like the smell. Have you ever added an essential oil to it to improve that? Regardless, I…

I like the “south Asian” accent descriptor the best. It’s ridiculously broad, yet somehow oddly specific.

Yes

Unnecessary yet necessary comment of the day:

I will buy these things (well, some of them) and keep you posted. I should take photos of my crinkly skin folds and post them for your viewing pleasure over time. (But I probably won’t).

Wow, expert level advice!

What’s your favorite that you would recommend specifically for this?

Yeah, botox would probably work or collagen or something. I am not about to get injected with anything like that. Thanks for the advice. I pretty much just use coconut oil on my skin, but maybe I should up the ante.

So, what I am noticing is that she doesn’t, despite ample cleavage, appear to have any chest wrinkles and I am totally jealous. I am into my forties and in the last year or so have begun to develop them. I have been told that I could get skin resurfacing or something and that it’s partly due to not having protected…

Are we just not going to talk about the tribal-looking African they just threw in there for good measure? Because sex is crazy and...primitive? I can only guess at this.

Not one aspect of any of that is surprising except for the part where the vegan lasagna was good. Not because Courtney made it, but because “vegan lasagna”.

The hardest thing to figure out with regards to “Trying to Make Bad Relationships Work” is whether you are in a legitimately unworkable situation or if you’re simply in a regular relationship that requires work and compromise and understanding. Is this the normal amount of occasional discord or is this something that…

Just a wild guess here, but it could be because you go by “Maxine”.

Hi, Kate! You look so amazing!

And you, ratched—stunning as ever!

It would have been much more interesting to do a montage of what happens after the initial greeting. The immediate—and apparently mandatory—refrain is “You look so___”. I don’t know if this is a RHOBH phenomenon or if it’s across the board but the Beverly Hills ladies absolutely will not greet each other without a…

If that’s true, then why the immigration raids right now, especially in this awful political climate?

Things are looking pretty sour on my end these days as well, so I sympathize. But I am also feeling that this year will bring changes because I am motivated to make them happen. Good luck to us both (and a belated happy birthday).

It’s a book called Homecoming by Cynthia Voigt, not VC Andrews.