Hear, O Whitney.

Yeah, they definitely positioned that whole scene as her being a sex-starved divorcee who had been cock-blocked by the actual cock and was now going to use her power over him to pull rank. It was, to their credit, their only misstep so far though in a very favorable portrayal. And I definitely do not like their…

I can’t imagine a sociopath/narcissist would be willing to marry a needy aging model. Cause let’s face it—she was always needy. This, my love. That, my king.

Wouldn’t Yo have gotten a gazillion from Hadid in the divorce especially when they had three kids? Also, how exactly was Camille fucked over when she got 50 million?

The irony is strong here that all Gawker has is a white guy to write this article.

Okay follow me on twitter and I will get my boyfriend to take a photo this weekend with his fancy camera that will show all the finer details and pm it to you there.

I want you to know that I have been following your guide. Only thing I don’t like is that the rosehip seed oil smells like hay or something. I don’t think it’s rancid because the color is bright orange. I think I just don’t like the smell. Have you ever added an essential oil to it to improve that? Regardless, I…

I like the “south Asian” accent descriptor the best. It’s ridiculously broad, yet somehow oddly specific.

Yes

Unnecessary yet necessary comment of the day:

I will buy these things (well, some of them) and keep you posted. I should take photos of my crinkly skin folds and post them for your viewing pleasure over time. (But I probably won’t).

Wow, expert level advice!

What’s your favorite that you would recommend specifically for this?

Yeah, botox would probably work or collagen or something. I am not about to get injected with anything like that. Thanks for the advice. I pretty much just use coconut oil on my skin, but maybe I should up the ante.

So, what I am noticing is that she doesn’t, despite ample cleavage, appear to have any chest wrinkles and I am totally jealous. I am into my forties and in the last year or so have begun to develop them. I have been told that I could get skin resurfacing or something and that it’s partly due to not having protected…

Are we just not going to talk about the tribal-looking African they just threw in there for good measure? Because sex is crazy and...primitive? I can only guess at this.

Not one aspect of any of that is surprising except for the part where the vegan lasagna was good. Not because Courtney made it, but because “vegan lasagna”.

The hardest thing to figure out with regards to “Trying to Make Bad Relationships Work” is whether you are in a legitimately unworkable situation or if you’re simply in a regular relationship that requires work and compromise and understanding. Is this the normal amount of occasional discord or is this something that…

Just a wild guess here, but it could be because you go by “Maxine”.

Hi, Kate! You look so amazing!