And you, ratched—stunning as ever!

It would have been much more interesting to do a montage of what happens after the initial greeting. The immediate—and apparently mandatory—refrain is “You look so___”. I don’t know if this is a RHOBH phenomenon or if it’s across the board but the Beverly Hills ladies absolutely will not greet each other without a…

If that’s true, then why the immigration raids right now, especially in this awful political climate?

Things are looking pretty sour on my end these days as well, so I sympathize. But I am also feeling that this year will bring changes because I am motivated to make them happen. Good luck to us both (and a belated happy birthday).

It’s a book called Homecoming by Cynthia Voigt, not VC Andrews.

No incest in this one. It was such a good book. The second one not so much though. Or maybe it was a third one I disliked? Not sure. First one ruled.

Everything will be okay. The mother had a nervous breakdown because the father died. The kids will wander from place to place trying to find an aunt that lives in Connecticut. The aunt isn’t very nice and makes them work and stuff. But then the kids will meet a really nice stranger hippy sort who will take them in for…

Yeah, I am really not experiencing an ounce of surprise here. The writing was on the wall every second their relationship was shown on RHOBH. The imbalance was deafening. He just always seemed so checked out while she seemed desperate to connect with him. And then the embarrassing dinner in lingerie for the cameras.…

Now if only I had a screaming baby. I never thought I’d say that, but I want to try this shit out.

Clearly she read it as the royal “you”.

A lot of her language reads culty. Her employment of acronyms, her capitalization of POWER and HAPPY. Her Tom Cruise level of self-importance. All reeks of Scientology in particular.

I get it, Matthew Mills. I too cannot believe that it ever happened. I can’t believe that someone killed twenty first graders and 6 school employees. I get that it’s impossible to accept that all that happened and still not a single thing has changed in our gun laws. I further can’t believe that the gun lobby and…

I will give you some money towards this endeavor. Not a lot. But some.

And where better to post the link to it than Jez?

Just go to the bookstore and read it. if someone gives you a side-eye, just narrow your eyes then pretend to talk into the secret mouthpiece hidden in your jacket and look around conspiratorially.

I also managed to quit a 25 year cigarette habit for the vape pen. It really does work. I don’t even like regular cigarettes anymore.

$75?! That’s crazy. I only spend about $10 a month on the bottle liquid and 2 dollars a week on coil replacement.

I think it’s pretty outrageous to send a troubled kid 2000 miles away for school. There are schools that deal with troubled kids in New York too. I think it’s telling Rosie didn’t go to her graduation. I think it’s likely she has a short fuse and therefore left the kids with the nannies a lot to go play in an entire…

I am pretty sure that Ashton had been planning that little showdown with O’Leary from the get-go to set himself apart. When you view it that way, it comes off as rehearsed and weak.

Hmm. I keep meaning to watch it again. Haven’t since it came out.