At my first sleepover, I told the mom I didn't feel well, which was a lie. I just wanted to go home. My teeny tiny five year old hostess was not happy about it. I still feel the shame of the lie to this day.

Sometimes when the celebs have unflattering looks, it's for a film. Here's to hoping he gets a paycheck out this one.

He looks as though he is winding his way into his About Schmidt character (but for realz this time.)

Shit. Now I want to adopt an angora and love it and kiss it and hug it and keep it safe and happy.

This reads like a caveat emptor for anyone wishing to be famous:

Is it mental illness or did the part about the portal of light just blow your mind?

And MY point is that there is a place to air these emotions and doing so in a comment thread discussing the frivolity of her dress is a waste of your time (and I think that you know that.)

Relax. It's just fashion.

Sorry, but that's just idiotic. Being mad that she promoted a thing that is both healthy and encourages families to spend more time together is just communism right there! Plus it's free! It costs nothing to exercise. Encouraging water instead of soda or sugary juice? FREE! So exercise is middle class to you? Commie!

"But what about the white first ladies! Why doesn't anyone ever think of the beauty standards of the white people!"

In other words, changing the dress completely except for the color? Agreed.

Yeah—even her facial expression appears to be indicating that she is doing a designer friend a favor by wearing the proverbial puffy shirt.

She has this amazing body and it is being swallowed whole by a gown from the Dynasty Collection featuring Linda Evans. The straps look floppy (nothing on a woman should look intentionally floppy) and the remaining fabric could be hiding one of the littler Obamas beneath its folds. No, no, and no.

Can we please have an entire Jezebel post about how Carrie Underwood tweeted that she would pray, actually pray, for her critics who really just need Jesus? Was she not informed about how this how high school play on TV thing would work?

There is something so completely and utterly bizarre about her reaction. Actors get reviewed by critics. Did no one tell her that would happen?

But...but...but! She did "Mean Girl" out. See my post just above to Megan.

Nothing mean?! What you say, girl? She shames the poor virginal nun into leaving her post immediately and returning to a life of religious service! The kids would have been traumatized as well...

She was reserved, as European aristocrats are wont to be. Is that better?

That is quite the juxtaposition of hair snark between Dina Lohan and the earlier post about snoozing among Connie Britton tresses. They are roughly the same age, but only one of them has aged roughly.

She has not one ounce of the innate sweetness that was Julie Andrews in the role. It was exactly her virginal near-angelic presence and sound that charmed the bitter captain. With her cold delivery and wooden physicality, Carrie would have only been fit to play the baroness.