So I take it you are not a blue-eyed blond with large breasts?

She keeps getting parts because she is like a Hollywood yeti; her breasts are real and she's had pretty much no noticeable other plastic surgery. Her "talent" is beside the point.

Definitely a misfire.

She probably paid $10,000 for it and was led to believe that she was getting a deal.

*joke

~Oprah has never looked lovlier.

Um...that's a little personal, don't you think?

Ohhhh, yes. I agree with them that plus-sized Betty would have been even better. Thanks for sharing. I always do forget to go to their website every so often.

Is that really true? With the scowl and everything? Suddenly January Jones seems slightly cooler. Or less cool. I haven't entirely made up my mind yet.

Looks more like Cindy Crawford doing Madonna to me. Also, Coco is so bloody boring with the sexy school girl shtick. Isn't that pretty much her everyday outfit? C'mon!

When I think of Chelsea, I think "uncouth." (Not that she's going for couth or anything—that's sort of her shtick—but you can have some class.)

You said what I should have; reminded people of the peacock and whatnot. It's only our social concept of beauty that has changed over time, not the basic fact that we desire those who appeal to our eyes. Frankly, I wish we could go back about two hundred years. My body would have been that of a goddess back then.

And when I was 17 the internet was not even a glimmer in Al Gore's eye yet, but I agree that telling a young girl, even if it's meant to be hyperbole, that she should die in a fire because she did something insensitive, is a little nutty.

Calm down—that is how young people are. They are shallow and insecure. At least most people grow out if it. Cling to that.

Possibly. You're right in that other than the gradual slog through an awkward puberty and now my current crawl through middle age, my looks have never gone through a major sudden transformation. But, my self-confidence level did change at one point due to an event in my youth, so I do know a little something about…

Maybe. But I doubt it. I think a level-headed look at things would reveal that a lot of it was about her own self-confidence.

I knew only one girl that got a nose job while still in high school. She was extremely shy before. No friends. She really did have an enormous nose that just totally obscured the rest of her features. One year, she returned from summer vacation and she was nearly unrecognizable. Everyone was wondering who the new girl…

Then I think you need to work on your reading comprehension skills.

I can't believe they are trying to dismiss you as a troll simply because you have strong opinions in opposition to their own.

For the record, I was not at all using my cultural heritage to feign solidarity, as you put it, with black people. I was trying to point out that your ludicrous argument that all white people are the same is a fallacy. I certainly hope that you don't think that all black people are the same. Or all Chinese people, for…