My go-to word is ADIEU just to get most of the vowels in or out.

Oh, I’m sure the police could stop them just fine. They won’t because... reasons.

This whole “live music might never recover!111" thing strikes me as another example of old people believing The End Is Nigh simply because they can’t imagine the world going on in a different state to that which they’re accustomed.

I just hate it when real life events get spoiled. Like, I get it, you get visions of the future and there’s going to be a huge natural disaster in three months or whatever and you just have to share it with someone. But seriously can’t you just let me enjoy the element of surprise?

Now let’s hear your dating dos and don’ts!

Just when I think his idiocy can not go any higher...

When did I step into a fucking cartoon? If this shit were on TV, I’d have changed the channel long ago, because they are so transparent in their lies and obfuscation, it’s laughable. The plot holes, and leaps in logic alone are gigantic. But, here we are...

“What a fucking creep,” I thought, when he stopped while we were ogling women so that he could ogle my daughter.

Forget the eurotrash escort pretending to be a former supermodel. Trump’s bloated, sweaty face looks like it’s about to pop.

Dumbass lost her job and her dog. If they take her truck, she’ll be ready to write a country song.

Is this her?

That and the decision by the Clinton campaign to ignore the rust belt even with everyone telling them not to.

Counter counter: As you say your walking, maybe your definition of “fully” is not the same as someone in a wheelchair. Sometimes they’re literally laying across the sidewalk, but often they’re next to another obstacle (pole, trashcan, bench), where they combine to block the way, or force you way too close to the curb…

Not surprising as everyone knows that the Blue Jay is the dick of North American birds.

Let’s see…

“Impressive.”

We’re rebranding, Dan. We’re gonna be assholes now. Make Canada Great Again!

A huge chunk of the “Confederacy” lovers are from families that emigrated after the Civil War or are from regions that opposed the war (I’m looking at you, East Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia, etc). I’d say it’s a fair comparison, or at least that it doesn’t make less sense.