Someone here is definitely sensitive and triggered...

This is going to be exceptionally annoying for anyone who splits time between multiple households. My parents live in two separate households I split my time between, but I’m the netflix account holder. Their TV’s are hardly portable.

Elon Musk is an asshole, so nothing about this surprises me.

So... Musk calls someone a pedo, says that someone else is in favour of the sexualization of children... Why is he going on about this? He sounds like those crazy right-wingers that are always going on about child molesters until it turns out they are the child molesters. Hmm.

I don’t know if firing Louis DeJoy would fix this, but it’s worth a shot

What about those nice boys from the AZ militia that watched over voter drop boxes?

If that is truly a thing that’s important to you, you’re even sadder than I initially thought.

Yeah, the rage.  Look.  They’re totally coming for you from all sides.

AAAHHHH, NOPE

Lazy worthless shit. You don’t deserve the gift of entertainment.

Get me pictures of Spiders-Man!

As someone who has never used Twitter nor has an account, but read about it CONSTANTLY in the news and everywhere for over the past decade, I’m thoroughly enjoying witnessing this overgrown man-twat drive it into irrelevance at the tune of $44 billion.

And we haven't even hit the biggest laugh yet, when the advertisers flee for good, leaving Twitter with no revenue beyond $8 blue mark subs and whatever the MyPillow Guy has left in his pillows for ad space

I mean, it sounds better than I feared . . .

It just feels like any time you say “the person who beat me was cheating” whether that’s chess, or video games, or the 2020 U.S. presidential election you should need some evidence before people will take you seriously.

And once again, let’s not forget that it isn’t merely being a transphobic asshole that is so mind boggling. (Transphobic assholes are pretty common).

If your goal is to avoid direct confrontation, but you need annoying geese off your property, you absolutely need a high-powered green laser pointer. You can get them for $15 or less on Amazon.

the popular survival horror game in which “a former employee of Playtime Co. receives a cryptic message on a VHS tape”

I am just going to assume that Tom Ellis is voicing the cat that’s actually the Devil because he’s been typecast and he will never again play another role that is not Satan / Lucifer / the Devil