Someone here is definitely sensitive and triggered...

This is going to be exceptionally annoying for anyone who splits time between multiple households. My parents live in two separate households I split my time between, but I’m the netflix account holder. Their TV’s are hardly portable.

I don’t know if firing Louis DeJoy would fix this, but it’s worth a shot

What about those nice boys from the AZ militia that watched over voter drop boxes?

As someone who has never used Twitter nor has an account, but read about it CONSTANTLY in the news and everywhere for over the past decade, I’m thoroughly enjoying witnessing this overgrown man-twat drive it into irrelevance at the tune of $44 billion.

And we haven't even hit the biggest laugh yet, when the advertisers flee for good, leaving Twitter with no revenue beyond $8 blue mark subs and whatever the MyPillow Guy has left in his pillows for ad space

It just feels like any time you say “the person who beat me was cheating” whether that’s chess, or video games, or the 2020 U.S. presidential election you should need some evidence before people will take you seriously.

And once again, let’s not forget that it isn’t merely being a transphobic asshole that is so mind boggling. (Transphobic assholes are pretty common).

If your goal is to avoid direct confrontation, but you need annoying geese off your property, you absolutely need a high-powered green laser pointer. You can get them for $15 or less on Amazon.

My go-to word is ADIEU just to get most of the vowels in or out.

Oh, I’m sure the police could stop them just fine. They won’t because... reasons.

This whole “live music might never recover!111" thing strikes me as another example of old people believing The End Is Nigh simply because they can’t imagine the world going on in a different state to that which they’re accustomed.

I just hate it when real life events get spoiled. Like, I get it, you get visions of the future and there’s going to be a huge natural disaster in three months or whatever and you just have to share it with someone. But seriously can’t you just let me enjoy the element of surprise?

Now let’s hear your dating dos and don’ts!

Just when I think his idiocy can not go any higher...

When did I step into a fucking cartoon? If this shit were on TV, I’d have changed the channel long ago, because they are so transparent in their lies and obfuscation, it’s laughable. The plot holes, and leaps in logic alone are gigantic. But, here we are...

“What a fucking creep,” I thought, when he stopped while we were ogling women so that he could ogle my daughter.

Forget the eurotrash escort pretending to be a former supermodel. Trump’s bloated, sweaty face looks like it’s about to pop.

Dumbass lost her job and her dog. If they take her truck, she’ll be ready to write a country song.

A huge chunk of the “Confederacy” lovers are from families that emigrated after the Civil War or are from regions that opposed the war (I’m looking at you, East Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia, etc). I’d say it’s a fair comparison, or at least that it doesn’t make less sense.