I mean, a tenth of zero IS zero!

True, but by that logic Sweden and Finland should be contending with Norway all the time. I was just commenting on what seems to be a pretty sudden explosion of events in cross-country skiing/biathlon.

I thought this was going to be an article about how there are 50 cross-country skiing events so Norway will always dominate the medal count.

I’ve seen the raccoon on my screen door IRL. Great fun at 11pm to see the trash panda trying to break into my screen porch!

Pretty sure I saw Mephisto around 1:02.

I would love to hear him explain HOW he would do that. Fauci is not an appointee, he is (as correctly stated) a civil service employee. While he ostensibly works under an appointed employee that Trump could try to pressure (head of HHS), there is no direct reporting line that would make it politically feasible to fire…

I saw the “weed gives you superpowers” line and my mind immediately added Seth Rogan to the cast list.

I don’t know, looks like he’s been skipping hind leg day!

I like the look over to the ref’s assistant in hope for an offside flag.

“Without presupposing any particular molecular framework,...”

Dremels are also very useful for cutting stainless needle tubes into microfluidic connectors and hole punches

STOP PICKING ON BARRON!!1 HES THE NATION”S #1 CYBER!

Nihilist Arby’s, is that you?

The real test is to see what happens when you drop it on an umbrella:

So cathartic. But the joke’s on you: I get my Sunday afternoons back after 2-3 weeks into the season!

We just use a magnet from a vacation trip that otherwise would have gone on the refrigerator. Rightside up means dirty, upside down means clean.

There was a period of time several years ago (leading up to the last World Cup in particular) when Vela was a higher quality striker/10 than Chicharito, but because he had such a high opinion of himself, got into arguments with the Mexican coaches and then refused to play for them. So, the team (Mexico) wasn’t as…

This is also a story of how Carlos Vela screwed himself, El Tri, and Real Sociedad by acting like he was too good to play for country.

+1 because I had that cassette

Last two movies I cried at: Dallas Buyer’s Club and Guardians of the Galaxy II. In my defense, I was drunk at both.