I mean, a tenth of zero IS zero!

I don’t know, looks like he’s been skipping hind leg day!

I like the look over to the ref’s assistant in hope for an offside flag.

Nihilist Arby’s, is that you?

So cathartic. But the joke’s on you: I get my Sunday afternoons back after 2-3 weeks into the season!

We just use a magnet from a vacation trip that otherwise would have gone on the refrigerator. Rightside up means dirty, upside down means clean.

There was a period of time several years ago (leading up to the last World Cup in particular) when Vela was a higher quality striker/10 than Chicharito, but because he had such a high opinion of himself, got into arguments with the Mexican coaches and then refused to play for them. So, the team (Mexico) wasn’t as…

This is also a story of how Carlos Vela screwed himself, El Tri, and Real Sociedad by acting like he was too good to play for country.

Last two movies I cried at: Dallas Buyer’s Club and Guardians of the Galaxy II. In my defense, I was drunk at both.

This is just a troll to try and get an invite so they can officially decline. Just look at his face, it’s the internet troll personified.

Dude, there is nothing “consistent” about English pronunciation. Through, though, etc.

According to their scroll once they finally got their feed on screen, they were trying to have side-by-side displays, but had a “massive technical failure” that caused the entire video signal to drop. I’m pretty sure they’re legally required to interrupt programming once a tornado warning is issued for their viewing…

As long as you’re not trespassing and only take what you’re going to use, it’s the natural order.

Hello fellow public university employee! At my university, alcohol has to be paid for with non-public funds, such as “development” funds.

We should at least go with the correct units and call it 2 Mcal

don’t make deals with the devil. You can’t win, you can’t break even, and you can’t get out of the game.

That depends on how cold is your cold. Other than a few mutants, no rosemary can survive a typical northern Ohio winter (zone 5a I believe), but a few can survive southern Ohio winters (zone 5b-6). Parsley is a biennial, and can handle very cold winters. Sage, thyme, and oregano survive up to ~zone 4. Bronze fennel…

I thought this was common knowledge. I’ve always been told and told others to watch the news and other TV in a language you are learning so your ears/brain get used to common words and sounds. Over time you learn more natural phrasing than from any book or app. It helped me transition my knowledge of Spanish into…

All I could think of was “I hope he gets tetanus from fucking the rust belt!”

Many Johnny Cash songs have liberal populist themes, and it’s a sad statement that Democrats can’t figure out things like that (I’m speaking generally in my frustration with the national party). “Man in Black” should be the theme song for every Democratic event.