Man, these Ninja Warrior shows are getting INTENSE!

Well, I guess we found the norovirus vector:

The squirrels will chew through these in 1.5 weeks, tops

The squirrels will chew through these in 1.5 weeks, tops

Hunh, took me a full 3 minutes to not read that as “Freebird”

Jesus, it’s 2016. Haven’t they figured out that Ducksch face is horrible in any picture?

So in other words, the Commonwealth Games

Where’s the superautomatics? My DeLonghi makes amazing coffee, and only requires cleaning when full (~2 days for the wife and I) and refilling water. If I’m feeling fancy, it takes 1 minute longer to make a cappuccino.

FYI, there’s an extra “%20" in your URL at the bottom. The correct URL should be http://www.knifeplanet.net/3-step-routine…

Calling it now: Trump/Gossage 2016!

That's just good, heads-up defending!

Poor, entitled white players at Duke get hated just because they’re good. So says http://espn.go.com/mens-college-b…

I believe you meant to say their Triple Ginger Beer is the bomb. As in, it keeps exploding and they’re now warning to carefully put it in areas that can handle the explosions.

There needs to be a guide for how to stop saying “you know” in casual conversation. This can become the most annoying thing ever, and it's contagious like yawning.

Hi Sepp, welcome to Deadspin!

It was corrected to remove the extra bracket

It was corrected to remove the extra bracket

Minor point: the

Minor point: the

Man, talk about sloppy tackling!

You could keep the geography, just make it North (move UM and MSU into what is now West) and South (move UIUC and Purdue into what is now East).

Porto-Chelsea with the Mourinho subtext should be interesting

What the hell do you expect the ref to do? He was blatantly using his hands outside the box!