OK, that makes more sense than I was expecting. I was just looking at the picture and all I saw was "Quakes" on their shirts.

What the hell? Quaker Oats is sponsoring a team other than the SJ Earthquakes?

Gora Erreala!!

Cat segway you say?

With this lead image, I thought it was going to be about his passing the Jolly Rancher

Ah yes, that 1.5 second delay between getting a nads shot and the pain that follows.

Are they trying to recreate Porto from 2 years ago? I could see this group come out of the gate firing since they played so well together before.

So should a panty liner.

How long until Westboro has "God hates geniuses" signs?

The link to the original article is broken. Here's one that works:

They used both embryonic and induced pluripotent stem cells for this research. What we really need for Jurassic Park is a crazy billionaire to fund the research!

Feeling a bit smug without reading this article or the source article? In this article: "...the researchers took embryonic stem cells, and induced pluripotent stem cells (iPSCs) from them." I.e., they used both types. I can only assume you are making this argument to rail against embryonic stem cell research, and your…

Oh, I know, I was just posting counterpoint for fun

I hate when other North Americans or South Americans say this. Put the name "America" in the name of your country, and then we'll talk. As of today, we are the only country with "America" in our name, so accept that we are America.

Actually, it's neither. It's a gel. And polyacrylamide isn't food safe (alginate is GRAS), so even if you flavored it, you couldn't make the most chewy JELL-O ever.

Too bad both gallium and aluminum are toxic to cells. Hydrogen peroxide at least occurs normally in the body.

Forget day-to-day life, is it safe enough to use for research data? Following some catastrophic data losses in academia (e.g. Hurricane Katrina wiping out computer banks at Tulane), catastrophe planning is a constant issue now.

What's an owl gotta do to get some of that action?

Man, Martian cow tipping is just mean!

Apple must've been high fiving each other when Joe Pesci showed up. "What is a 'yoot'"?