I empathize with this far more than I should.

“So you could say this is a textbook case of impermissible benefits.” [fumbles sunglasses while trying to put them on]

It's good heckling when you throw a players' own words back at them. 

Their recent play not withstanding, I really like both these players.

I really hate goalie taunting, because usually fans don’t know when to properly employ it (like say, when you’re down 3 goals and you finally score one) but...that’s pretty funny. I’m glad Binnington was a good sport about it. 

I propose that if your home run makes contact with a structure that’s absurdly high off the ground, it should count for two.

Welp. I think she’s officially off the FOP’S Christmas list now.

The thing that rubs me the wrong way is that we cant fix things at home because “not enough money,” we can’t fix things in PR because “not enough money.” But the moment one of the most well off countries in the world has a national landmark burn, one that has gaind an insaine amout of donations from the super rich,…

Notre Dame isn’t a motherfucking tragedy. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Back when I was in High School (when dinosaurs roamed the earth) I joined an after school computer club so I could learn BASIC on a super cool Apple ][

All voluntary minimum wage raises by a corporation are useless. All statutory increases in the minimum wage WITHOUT BEING TIED TO AN INFLATIONARY VEHICLE LIKE CPI are worthless.

Good Lord, it’s like the Pelicans don’t want the Lakers to win a championship.

Sunk cost fallacy.

Deadspin with another bad Anthony Davis take

“But if Gentry is looking for anyone to blame for creating a toxic environment in the organization, he should look at the executives above him, who first refused to honor Davis’s trade request.”

he should look at the executives above him, who first refused to honor Davis’s trade request and then decided to have him float in and out of the lineup for unclear reasons.

Was this the correct call?...Yes in that Moretti’s finger was in fact the last to touch the ball before it went out of bounds.

yeah well, at least these Jet updates won’t kill anybody

Listen, I was 9 when the Tim Burton Batman came out too, but I try not to let it back me into bonkers takes like “Jack Nicolson was a better Joker than Heath Ledger.”

I don’t get it, he stated he doesn’t see a likelihood of his using a white male lead right now...didn’t say he’ll never use one. Besides, as a white male myself, I’ve got more than enough entertainment specifically for me, and the world is much bigger than my lonesome self. I’ll never understand why people feel…