You somehow made a comparison to Hitler. But yes, I’m the one who got unreasonable first. 

Agreed about the last email needing to be the first.

I’m sorry, but this is a bad take. You expected him to gather himself to go against the grain and do a spin to his left with 0.6s?

I mean, it’s sort of how capitalism works.  You like this?  You’ll spend money on it?  Great.  Now how shitty can I make it before you stop spending that money?  I’ll make it juuuuuussst not quite that shitty.

Jim Boeheim struck and killed a man with his car

“Look, technically she’s not even an owner of the Cubs”

What are the odds on “Ambien bender?”

As I acknowledged, there is logic to it.

What does Italian shoe leather taste like?

I am one of the two billion lawyers on kinja. Getting punitive damages, at least in my state, is 1) difficult; and 2) equally available to the rich and less well-off. I am not sure if the two concepts are the same, or different, but there is no extra “boost” of any sort in US law.

As someone who writes the court reports that define lost earnings (in addition to other duties in valuations/forensic accounting), you are generally correct on that assessment.

First he was a replacement caddy

Is this a thing now? Telling people where they are allowed to go to church? Because if people want to start dragging others for going to anti-LGBTQ churches, then maybe start with the Catholics.

The part where a link to the NBA rule book was presented was my favorite.

The stats are also top-heavy. Over halfway through this season, only the top 6 fighting teams are closer to the one fight every four games mark. Ottawa leads the way at 19, and Vegas are generally keeping clean at 4

Hi! You seem to be interested in the First Amendment! Would you like help understanding “Freedom of Speech?”

I miss when Deadspin was “Don’t be not funny”

Not take cheap shots at skill players behind the play?

They only allow fighting in hockey at the professional level, and good news to you, the amount of fighting in hockey has plummeted in the past decade. Look at this: