That isn’t fucking irony.

I’ve read the police report twice and still can’t understand why this is anything. He wasn’t even the one breaking the law. It’s crazy.

Oh, I doubt you could possibly “dilute” its value any more. You can’t divide by zero, after all.

Counterpoint:

Not surprising. Boston fans are known for getting bombed at parades.

he choked the lion to death while defending himself.

Gronk: “Six of nine?! Nice!”

*Goes up for a leaping high five*

*Injures leg*

Cut me some slack.  I’m in mourning.

He’s lucky. My tip got double-doinked and I ended up with Peyrone’s disease.

Gordon’s elbow hits the ground, with clear possession still, after being tripped up by the defender. What are you smoking today, son, and can you send me some?

Mock drafts everywhere have Lawrence as a first-round draft pick, with some sites having him as high as a top-three prospect of the 2019 class.

Albert, please never stop writing blogs like this.

How is this not filed to “THIS IS SO STUPID”?

I disagree, that was a pretty poorly executed double turn.

I was a caddy for 7 years at the local country club. The caddy master was a 40 year old failed golf pro who got a power trip from picking on 13 year old kids. He hated me because my brother was a terrible caddy who would ditch and leave me to deal with the repercussions, which meant that I got the real shit loops.…

SWEET SWEET BEAUTIFUL JUSTICE!

Oh my!

Veterans Day is in November, idiot.

That’s what she said.

They’re doing a marathon on comedy central and this episode was on 10 minutes ago. Also, they're both named Eric...