They saw the Entertainment 7twenty logo from Parks and Rec and thought “how can we make this even shittier?”

Depression is a disease, and it’s the only one that people shit on someone for succumbing to. Things like this happen much more often because mental illness continues to be stigmatized, which makes it much, much more difficult to seek help (source: lifetime of dealing with own depression). Fuckwits like you are why…

They’d need to win 3.5 per week.

There seems to be an absence of a certain ornithological piece

I feel like you’re a little too focused on whose jersey is getting permanently stitched onto your skin rather than recognizing the more noteworthy unpleasantness of, you know, having a jersey permanently stitched to your skin. The fact that it’s the jersey of the composite embodiment of everyone’s unhinged racist…

Still one of the best pieces of writing ever

Well put.

Nobody who identifies as an “incel” is going to read this, and even if they did, they wouldn’t do anything about it. After all, it’s not THEIR fault that the panties don’t just immediately drop whenever they’re nice to a woman (and really, how dare she not bang anyone who pays her a compliment...you bought that bitch…

ftfy

We’ve all had highs and lows, and all of them help shape who we are...but if I’d gotten a tattoo to commemorate that time I snorted crystal meth off of a homeless guy’s boner in the middle of a Chuck-E-Cheese, I definitely would have gotten that shit removed

He means it would go against his whole ethos and he’s unwilling to do that. It’s just that admitting it is a much worse PR move

Not when said “repent” and “changing of ways” does not include “getting one’s nazi tattoos covered/removed.”

I decidedly fall into the category of people your first sentence describes...yet even if you removed all those subversive little references (most of which I could best be described as being mildly amused by), you’re still left with enough shit to make me laugh more and harder than I did at most movies I’ve seen in…

I audibly guffawed at “fart cannon”

That’s why they call it a Royale with cheese in France

It certainly takes a lot longer than “yes”

To me, the inability to get money from 3rd parties/boosters or via endorsement deals has long been the most batshit, indefensible aspect of the NCAA’s trite defense of amateurism. Allowing athletes to profit off of their own image/abilities, while not a complete and perfectly fair solution, would be an excellent start…

There...aren’t any links in your comment history though, soooo......

- This shit is fucked up