He looks like his basement is full of furniture that’s made of people

You’re not wrong, but I also don’t think they were wrong to yank him. Goalies are notorious headcases; whether they were his fault or not, you can’t leave him out there to keep getting his ass kicked, lest it get in is head even more. Gotta change something when a game is going that horribly, and why not let Murray…

I was about 10 when that came out. I thought it was the coolest goddamn thing ever. I regret nothing.

Oh, bless your lil heart...

I am decidedly less annoyed about Brady being on the cover than I am about it being the “G.O.A.T. Edition.” Fucking gag me

When you’re done with it, can we use it for the par 5 tee box “get in the hole!” guy?

Fair.

I can’t be the only one who believes “bababooey” guy needs to be launched into the sun.

A soccer player pretending to be injured? Oh my stars!

Sounds like you BOTH dodged a bullet

He’s fuckin’ 10-ply, bud

This is a tremendous amount of butthurt over a piece of candy

This troll job is mediocre at best. Do better.

Shut up, science bitch

“I call this a turf and turf. It’s a 16 ounce t-bone and a 24 ounce porterhouse. Also, whiskey and a cigar. I am going to consume all of this at the same time because I am a free American.”

If we aren’t supposed to flaunt our sporting allegiances by yelling at elementary schoolers, then just what the fuck are we even doing here?

Not wanting to support a shithead owner is fine! Running around acting like you’ve been a lifelong die-hard fan only once they start winning cups is obnoxious.

Hate to break it to you, but if your current worldview is that Gen-Y and Millenials are two different generations...it already IS fucked up. Gen-Y = Millenials.

Without you, your joke is worthless. Without your joke, you are worthless.