Unadulterated, visceral discomfort

He also considered “Bears’ Eager New Guy Hitting Athletic Zeniths, Indubitably”

Besides oxymoronic?

Exactly how many times will the window-licking “DERRR HE TRAVELED” crowd have to see things like this NOT get called a travel before they realize that it’s being called the exact same way across the entire league and has been for years?

Lebron has an inch and 20 pounds on Rodman. He gives two inches to Mahorn but still has 10 pounds on him.

It really is shocking how forthcoming he is. A lot of RFA responses will deny everything but the guy’s fucking name

This really is a race to the bottom

Pat McAfee has a podcast that addressed this; it might have been a possibility if he could block to save his life. Evidently he can’t

I can’t handle another one of these fucking things. Pedal your stupid puns elsewhere

Harambe would have loved this comment

Why not? Because if it was, smarmy dickheads wouldn’t feel compelled to condescendingly correct the title of a blog post about a video listicle

at least internally they recognize that WD-40 isn’t a lubricant

You can have my penguin sammiches when you pry them from my cold dead hands, hippie

I know right? The things some people will lower themselves to just for a lousy few million bucks...smh

To answer your question with another question, why are there so many people on this damn thread that think that jeans that do not perfectly align with their own taste = dad jeans?

To answer your question with another question, why are there so many people on this damn thread that think that…

I’m lucky - I work at a place that doesn’t require “permission” to use your time off as long as your shit’s taken care of. My first couple emails had included reasons for my absences and they told me I didn’t owe them an explanation, since they were my days to use. Why more workplaces can’t figure out how to treat…

Really unsurprising that all of the votes for best jeans came from my Dadpeople who don’t skip leg day, since “never having done a squat in your life,” while a perfectly fine way to exist, is the only way most people can squeeze themselves into goddamn skinny jeans

Really unsurprising that all of the votes for best jeans came from my Dadpeople who don’t skip leg day, since…

Even funnier when you consider that if you ask a distiller in Scotland, they’ll tell you definitively that neat is not the way to go, yet these “purists” get all butthurt if you “dilute” it in any way.

One of my favorite highlights of his was when describing a particularly terrible lineout throw, he said “I’m straighter than that one”

Nigel Owens highlight reels are the only referee-based compilations worth watching