It’d be pretty pathetic if they changed the laws because of this. England showed in the second half exactly how to beat this (I.e. A few quick picks straight off the tackle to create space wider and keep the D honest); the problem was that England took way too goddamn long to figure out out. This will go the way of…

Sad!

Are people really that butthurt about the league doing away with something that occurrs roughly once every three games (2015: 951 IBBs over 2430 games = .391 IBB/game), when some ridiculously small percentage of those instances actually result in something noteworthy?

If the success of your valentine’s day depended on the quality of a chain-produced pizza, you deserved to fail. If you wanted to succeed, you should have gone to a metal concert instead.

June Thunderstorm’s bio on the site where that turd of an article was cross-posted:

“Steve Bannon looks like Adonis incarnate, all those pictures you have of him are doctored by the mainstream media.”

This is some “Miss South Carolina rambling about geography” level shit right here

Steve Bannon looks like he looked into the Ark of the Covenant but the Ark of the Covenant couldn’t look at HIM long enough to finish the job

Steve Bannon looks like a plumber who you are constantly worried will sneak into your laundry room to sniff your wife’s underwear

...Harriet Tubman, Rosa Parks, and millions more black Americans who made America what it is today.

You must be referring to Finch.

SHIT. Logan and/or Wicker Park were going to be my next guesses. Any would have been a decent bet. Wicker has similar rent concerns but still pretty hipster.

Gotta get invited to parties, chief

You were in Bucktown, weren’t you

And what’s the deal with airline food?

Ok, so maybe in my analogy McConnell has a smaller car. But he’s still been doing more than his fair share of fucking things up even before Trump got elected (see: leading the charge to refuse to hold confirmation hearings for Obama’s SCOTUS nominee; countless other examples of general fuckitude/being an ineffectual…

When hosting a Facebook Live, you literally see hearts traveling horizontally across the screen in real time. Therefore, Brown must have had a lovefest for the ages keeping him in his own bubble of me, myself and I.

Hot taek incoming: I might hate McConnell more than I hate Trump...I see Trump as a five year old behind the wheel of a car going for a joyride, with no concept for the consequences of his actions, whereas I see McConnell as a cold, calculating psychopath behind the wheel of the same car, except with the wherewithal…

It is an absolute atrocity that “The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention” is not even in the top hundred.