If there is, it’s probably just a POV of him fapping in the mirror

Did Crooked Hillary help disgusting (check out sex tape and past) Alicia M become a U.S. citizen so she could use her in the debate?

You don’t TIE them, but you will probably need a sledgehammer and maybe a few railroad spikes

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Fair impulse. But this one will just end up reaching into his grab-bag of dickhead troll starter kit buzzwords and heave a few more of them against the wall like a monkey slinging its own shit. (I mean, fox news accusations without even a hint of republican leanings on the part of the accused? Come onnnn, man, you…

Oh, sure, make jokes...but if it’d been an underage female dinosaur taken advantage of by an adult man I think you’d be singing a different tune

Don’t feed the troll. Day-old account with multiple wackadoo cultural appropriation references. 8/10 troll job here (had me going for a minute, too!), 2/10 historical creativity.

This...has to be a troll job. It just HAS to be. Right? RIGHT??

+1 buddy who died face down in the muck so we could enjoy this family restaurant

Somewhere, Goose Gossage just had a mini-aneurysm

You’re right. Not sure why that wasn’t the first thing to pop into my brain, but here we are

Fair; really there’s a litany of reasons that “this won’t be allowed in court” is a bad take. If we all pitch in and throw out a couple, we’ll have a completed law review article ready to rock before too long

Pretty clearly a “statement against interest” which is a hearsay exception. Even without that, it could easily get introduced for a purpose other than asserting the truth of the texts themselves. Hearsay only bars out of court statements introduced to establish the truth of the matter asserted in those statements;…

What in god’s name are you blabbing about?

If only “finding out what the fuck actually happened” were a “compelling reason” to release the footage. CURSES

Instead of letting these people buy L.A. PSLs or refunding them, why not just give all the STL based PSL holders access to the Edward Jones Dome for a few hours every Sunday? I mean, watching that place slowly erode at the hands of the passage of time is approximately as entertaining as watching the Rams anyways, and…