I’ll be figuring out how to get to Ballplay

Sadly, using logic to argue with a knuckle-dragging shitheap like that is a fool’s errand

Normally my immediate impulse is to feel like punching idiots on the field in the face. After reading this, however, I want to punch this one in the face twice.

Same thing happend about 15 years go, these guys were trying to fly some planes into their own helmets and some buildings got in the way, everyone got all bent out of shape about that one too

It’s Schrödinger's kick

Helmet-to-helmet hits can’t melt steel beams

“There’s too much going through my head right now...”

I myself suffered a fairly significant shoulder injury from an overly demonstrative slow wank

Aaron Hernandez is going to have a breakout year

Pipe down, Tressel

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I wouldn’t have pegged him for someone who’d be all that apt to do much pearl-clutching. As for his legal arguments will come out...I’m stumped.

Spicier Kaepernick take: Phil Mushnick or Tomi Lahren?

As a side note, since this is only about thing #18 on the ranked list of things wrong with her thoughts on this matter, she certainly spouts off pretty condescendingly about the First Amendment when it pretty plainly doesn’t apply. Please consult this handy flow-chart to see whether you need to begin or continue a…

Holy fucking balls, I was unprepared for that. I had to pause it halfway through, only to discover, after my hot-taek-induced 3rd degree burns healed up enough for me to soldier on, that the home stretch was like a fireworks show grand finale of Revelations-grade scorched-earth devastation that surpassed even the…

Miss Teen South Carolina had far more cogent points

Watching Lynch play Mortal Kombat with Gronk was an utter delight

The noise is a result of the fact that America’s pastime is not baseball or football, but righteous indignation

Yes but if you hit the Beats by Tre you went too far