That dong is gone

Seems like the cabbie should have stayed in the car; clearly he also broke rule 17...don’t be a hero

Yeah that one was softer than puppy shit. Still impressive Lehtera was strong enough to get a shot off at all while fighting through the back check, but Jones has to come up with that.

Please do.

Baseballs don’t fit through bat weights fuck face

Lime-a-Rita will be “Mexico”

Maybe he’s just sad that the game went into overtime and he missed his reservation at Dorsia

You spelled “human” wrong (but you were still right)

Except, it SHOULDN’T be debated....you go with the duck-sized horses every time. Ducks are already assholes when they’re duck-sized; make one roughly 5 times your weight, that can still motherfucking fly?? You’re toast. Your biggest opponent against little tiny horses would be exhaustion. The duck would use its…

Also, get a load of the look of what appears to be abject terror on the face of Alex Steen in the background as he watches the destruction unfold before him

Not THAT true....after the first round, I’m out of bourbon

It is remarkable how much worse that could have been for McKenzie...Reaves very clearly could have dropped a good 2-3 more undefended haymakers in there and chose to have mercy, which is admirable. One of the more lopsided “fights” I’ve seen in a while.

*sometimes

Or, instead of avoiding an entire brand because a listicle on a blog you like said their shirts are bad (which is immaterial, because they do not force you to wear the shirt as you use the chair), you could experience this chair and realize that you are objectively wrong and this is the only clear choice.

Or, instead of avoiding an entire brand because a listicle on a blog you like said their shirts are bad (which is…

Canada looks like they tried to go to a fancy restaurant but forgot about the dress code, and now have to wear an ill-fitting sport coat the restaurant keeps on hand just in case schlubs like these try to eat there under-dressed.

I no longer buy the “refs swallow their whistles in the playoffs” justification when goals are being overturned in game-changing circumstances by offsides challenges showing guys being maybe offsides, maybe not (because the rules themselves are ambiguous). This isn’t a trip because it’s close, yet goals are being…

I presume this was directed at someone else, since I never called Blues fans bandwagoners. And I’m not advocating for Hawks fans; they’re awful and many almost certainly are bandwagoners. My whole point this entire time is that I see the potential for something similar happening to the Blues, whereby a bunch of people…

That’s not an unfair point, and I’m familiar with that whole...thing. Also, TOO SOON (fuck you, kroenke)

Whether STL was outdrawing CHI at any point is relatively unimportant to my point, which was that STL is a place where the Blues are an afterthought to the Cardinals in the sports fandom hierarchy. Since the lockout canceled the 04-05 season, the Blues’ NHL ranks each year in average attendance have been as follows,…

I can see the same thing happening in STL as happened in Chicago - a severe uptick in level of support for the hometown team coinciding with team success and bringing with it a newfound insufferability of the fanbase. I live in Chicago, and while everyone seems to own a Blackhawks player tee or jersey, not a single…