That’s what he gets for asking Peter Gammons to tweet him his script

The byline font on these sites made me initially mis-read your name as “Girl Nathan” which made me think of “girl Michael” from Arrested Development. Feel free to adjust your avatar accordingly:

No they don’t

“Sorry I tried to spit-roast your mom.”

The Nike exec responsible was promptly offered a job hosting Family Feud

Am I missing something? Hasn’t tobacco been banned from in game use in major league baseball for a while now? I know they all do it anyways but it’s funny to me to see guys openly bitching about something the league technically doesn’t allow anyway

Right?? Lived in Singapore myself for many years (and visited Malaysia many times, among many other places in the region)...street food is often the BEST food. Fucking white people*.

Picture him . . . hard at work

So you’re saying he immediately went and beat the fuck out of Jared Leto?

“Now THAT’S how you motivate people and inspire a locker room; let’s sign him to a long-term deal”

Starred mostly for the pic/screen name combo

Is he funny or something?

I’ll just leave this here:

meh

Work is going to be really awkward for the rest of the day since I now have to deal with the giant food boner that bacon bomb link just gave me

Don’t worry; someone is already drafting a petition to keep this travesty from happening again.

Kristallnacht Porchjenga

...except Kirkland beer. Never consume Kirkland beer.

You are correct about the booze. Their bourbon once beat out woodford reserve in a highly scientific blind taste-test in my kitchen.