Well, he certainly did work the body

During the course of reading this article I both (a) picked at my face and (b) stroked my beard. The next logical step here, clearly, is killing myself.

If it sticks though, those are some pretty ruff sanctions

Nah, he’s old school, the hip is wooden. All the purists maintain the wooden hips don’t break as easy

I agree, and you’re not wrong as to the focus of it...I’m a lawyer so my nerd-brain is into all the nitty gritty detail of what they delve into, so it has always been somewhat about entertainment to me. But even from that perspective it has gotten overly repetitive of late. To your last point, maybe they should be,…

Undisclosed started pretty great...broke down the nitty gritty legal aspects of the case, as they said they were going to...but at this point, I think it’s about time they brought it to a conclusion. Feels like they’re beating a dead horse, and definitely running out of angles. Although the part about Gutierrez’s…

Will you two just fuck already?

In high school, I once came home shitfaced to a mother who was extremely skeptical of both my claims of not having been drinking and the half-assed lie of a story I offered up regarding where I’d been. I woke up thinking I’d gotten away with it, and was exceptionally pleased with myself, until she informed me that she…

Yes.

Seems to be the only way this franchise can bring a smile to anybody’s face

He did not, however, report his massive comped bar tab as income.

He may as well have replaced “the fucking Browns” with “my fucking parents”...that’s what I heard, anyways

Preeeecisely. The “ALL lives matter” generalization was basically white people elbowing their way into a movement fighting the way that black people are almost systematically oppressed by police (sometimes seemingly summarily executed, as here) and shouting “YEAH BUT WHAT ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE”....which is patently…

I, too, responded to that particular nugget of wisdom with a hearty “no fucking shit”

This is surprising in and of itself, because by all appearances, the only thing Clausen has given anyone his entire career has been #2

She must be having off-stage relationship issues.

omg

Woah their, I think your getting to bent out of shape about this. Don’t be rediculous.

On my commute home one fine Chicago evening, as I waited for my bus home under a blue line stop, I noticed that a woman was yelling at the CTA customer service attendant in the little booth by the turnstiles. Curious as to what the hubbub was about, I discreetly paused my music, doing so just in time to hear this…