OK....to recap, according to Palin, the PC police are running amok in Bristol but there is “crude, rude bile” consistently spewing forth from the network, and ESPN understates the influence of Muslim extremism while buying into ISIS propaganda....do I have that straight?

Surely you jest; Katrina was Obama’s fault

I give this troll-job a 8-10...definite bonus points for getting people to believe you’re serious, but points docked for a couple completely asinine follow-up comments. Strong effort overall though, keep up the good work

...then he suspends you for the season. Or 4 games. Or 6. Or your career. Or 2. Whatever, fuck you

Wait, so are you saying he might wind up physically attacking Jim Rome?

I think it was important to do so; can’t just go off the cuff with something like this

Me too, but I was certainly surprised when this Bombfell from Bautista’s camp

As a Chicago resident, I can assure you that is not the case.

Rob Haravilla shared a post by Jed York

Kroenke is the booty call Los Angeles forgot it drunk-texted...LA will end up passing out after its threesome with Davis and Spanos, while Kroenke frantically texts from outside LA’s apartment, ultimately giving up and walking home in the rain and back to his boring girlfriend that he was hoping to cheat on.

Apparently. Repetition, not so much. Although I am impressed she is familiar with a variety of cheese other than “wiz”

Unacceptable.

A handy TL;DR version of what is my new favorite top ten list of all time:

How much do 1,100 laptop batteries cost?

That’s no surprise. Everyone knows that General Tso’s chicken.

It is now.

The NFL’s Los Angeles tarantella has felt interminable

Oh dear christ.

Took me a while to get through this edition of the funbag; the first sentence of the first letter gave me such an immediate and throbbing erection that I passed out from lack of blood flow to my brain. Woke up, read it again, same result. I think I’m ok now