Seriously?! My law degree has never felt more worthless.

Since when is Vandy sponsored by Bud Light?

Was this headline supposed to go on a different article? This was “mostly fond” in the same way that Fox News is “mostly news”

This is outstanding

YUP

The post-curse Red Sox would like a word

Tired? Laughing at that dumpster fire of a franchise never gets old.

This seems like I got off easy. Probably because I was on happy drugs and not muscle drugs.

He is also consistent with respect to feline murder; I got 7 for deliberately running over a box of kittens with my car while high on mescaline

Jesus man, just tell us whether Schrodinger’s stupid fucking cat died or not

And a lion.

This is the most accurate comment since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny fuckin’ Kaye.

Dinosaurs on a plane

...Blatter has not been accused of wrongdoing...

people forget that

Came here for pics of the MLS teams...what gives?

SOURCE: Kenny, Duke of Llamas made up that story after unsuccessfully and frantically driving his car around Houston or Dallas or something trying to find Brian. CORRECTION: He actually was driving around Cleveland. CORRECTION: he was on a moped, not in a car. CORRECTION: It was a car, it was actually Houston, and he…

I mean when you’re arguing that the dude is off by 4,539,994,000 years as opposed to 4,539,996,000 years, aren’t we really just splitting hairs?

Did I just fart?

Don’t take away his beer...if you take away his beer you’ll just make him mad