Because one of those things starts with something already horrible and shitty and adds wheat to it, while the other takes a delicious thing and adds another delicious thing to it?

“Show me five interpretations that are less disprovable. You can’t.”

My biggest problem with IPAs isn’t that there are so many - the good ones really are delightful. It’s that IPAs almost seemed to turn into a “who can jam-pack more hops into one can” kind of arms race that resulted in nuance and balance going out the window in favor of making hops the only noticeable ingredient in the…

Is there a chance the track could bend?

The piece Ley is highlighting and quoting here is not the Scientific Conclusion page. It's the Wells Report in Context page, the second paragraph of which notes:

That many pennies is equivalent to 4 million metric tons of copper. That shit isn’t just weighing down your front yard, it’s engulfing your neighborhood. How fucking huge was that delivery truck? How many of them are you able to wrangle before everyone else around starts grabbing piles? Where do you put the ones you…

I live in Chicago - the fans are the worst. I can’t wait for them to eventually suck again, so that the entire city can go back to completely ignoring hockey

A bar I frequent has a car bomb-style shot with this stuff as the base. It’s a shot of half rumchata, half vodka, dropped in about a half a pint of the 10% variety. This combination tastes EXACTLY like a root beer float and was dubbed by management the “daddy issues” shot (alluding, of course, to Not Your Father’s…

Psh...I own that uniform too. My dad isn’t a lawyer, though.

plus won

Do sharts count?

When statcast can show me technology to rival my own patented, tried-and-true, and laser-precise “replaying the video on the interwebs, eyeballing it, and using the stopwatch on your phone” methodology, you can talk to me about statcast. But if that’s the number statcast came up with, it might have promise yet.

My extremely precise and official timing methods indicate that almost exactly 3 seconds elapsed between that ball hitting the bat and hitting the seat. Mother of god.

In her “article” about why she doesn’t legally need to pay federal income tax (spoiler alert: incorrect), she refers to the civil war as the War of Northern Aggression, a term most commonly used by the types of people who are butthurt that they can’t still own people and believe that the south will rise again (another…

You can’t rush greatness.

Why?

water boiled with animal bones, meat scraps, and vegetables.

For fucks sake, spare me the puns

Murdering brewskis and SLAYING vag

He also has illegal headgear