WAKE UP, SHEEPLE

I knew I'd seen those shoes somewhere

Call it what you want as long as you don't put any goddamn ketchup on it.

What's with the weird black and blue uniforms Golden State is wearing?

It's all a matter of perspective...I have a buddy who swears it's blue and gold, because he's in a dimly lit place on his phone, but I'm in an office with flourescent lighting, so what I see is myself completely frittering away some of my prime years reading debates on the internet over the color of a picture of a…

"I agree."

Oh no, he's still fucking disgusting, just pointing out that it was in error to call this "not illegal"

Age of consent in California is 18

No it isn't.

The Rams don't need your help losing yardage, thank you

In theory that makes sense but practically speaking, that would throw a whole additional element of uncertainty into pass interference where there's already too much debate on what is/isn't PI to begin with. There's already too much subjectivity

That guy rides the el in Chicago a lot.

This might be the only worthwhile thing to ever come out of someone tweeting about their workout

Singapore, huh? I assume you've visited the aptly named "Four Floors of Whores"

The Eagles are even more perplexed as to how Ray Rice ended up being the face of October

In response, Barkley punched Olbermann through a plate glass window

This NBA Player of the Month Award is brought to you by Peter King. MAYBE.

I'd think that was an option if he had also been charged with at least one count of "owning the remains of a dog that had been shit out by an alligator"